#bleachreaction

‘course, darling! Thank you for being my first request! Please note that this is my interpretation of the captains and it may or may not be accurate to canon. Like I try to, but probably not. 

Shunsui Kyoraku

Kyoraku, dear god, is the notorious skirt-chaser and out of all the captains, is the flirt. To an outsider’s eye, they would imagine him as the romantic who would take you out on fancy dinners or perhaps elope to the sunset or something. Oh no, Kyoraku, to me at least, is a dork. I imagine he would confess to his s/o completely and utterly drunk. Though, I honestly wouldn’t have it any other way. Anyways, it would start off with him going out on the bar with Kenpachi or perhaps he was alone, doesn’t matter anyways. His s/o was sent out by Nanao to find him, needing him to sign some papers he skipped out on. Only to find him in the bar, hungover and half-asleep. So when s/o approached him, he was in a complete daze though he had a goofy smile on his face. As his s/o worries over him, scolding for drinking despite it being only the afternoon, he would blurt out his confession with a big smile before passing out entirely, leaving a completely stunned s/o. 

Sui-Feng

Sui-Feng is literarily a bean. She’s so awkward and cute and tsun-tsun that it makes my heart cry. Anyways, Sui-Feng is such a stern, silent and introverted girl that I imagine that it wouldn’t be her confessing her feelings to her s/o. It would be Yoruichi doing it for her, being the catty woman she is. Sui-Feng would find out and she would avoid her s/o for weeks which devastated the latter and annoyed Yoruichi to no end. So she decided, for her pupil’s own good really, to drag Sui-Feng’s ass to a room and lock her in there with her s/o. And as the two would sit in awkward silence, Yoruichi would have her ear by the door, eavesdropping. Meanwhile, our cute captain would probably stuttering out her confession (because she thinks her s/o needs to hear the words from her and not Yoruichi-sama), her s/o would probably cut her off, ceasing her suffering before pulling her into a heated make-out session. 

Rojuro Otoribashi

Rojuro is a man of music, his life is literarily composed to the rhythm. When it comes to his s/o, I would imagine the music in his life flowing out and forming into a wonderful song. And thing is, he placed it on paper and added with lyrics (with the help of his lieutenant, god bless you Izuru), Rojuro has created a beautiful melody that symbolised his s/o and how much he felt for her. And he showed her that in the middle of a field, surrounded by cherry blossoms that danced gracefully in the wind. Everything looked like a scene out of a shojo manga (something he hoped and planned for really but shh don’t tell anyone that). So when his s/o arrives, bewildered and surprised and really touched, he would break out into his song and pour his whole into it. It became his s/o’s favourite song and she was and will be the only one to hear it. 

Retsu Unohana

Retsu is a mystery. Her kindess and warm personality veiled the unknown that is Retsu Unohana so I imagine that her s/o would be someone who knows her very well for a long time, perhaps as far as her times as the First Kenpachi. Personally I would think Unohana wouldn’t confess to her s/o till the last minute, on her deathbed. I think Unohana is someone who believes that someone such as her (someone whose hands are tainted with blood and whose only desire was to fight) should not be with someone like her s/o. I think her s/o would understand that and while the two act like a discreet couple with a secret, her s/o would not intrude farther than hugs and kisses on cheeks. There may be sexual tension here and there but neither of them would step out of the line because her s/o respected Unohana’s wishes and would be satisfied with what she got from the woman. On her confession (different from canon), Unohana would dying and before her last breath, her lips would mouth the words of a lover before the light fades from her eyes and she leaves her s/o, devastated but the both of them would be in total peace. Unohana knowing that she had finally let her s/o know how felt and her s/o, while unable to voice their own feelings, is happy to know that their love for Unohana was mutual. 

(salty Unohana x Kenpachi shipper here lmao) 

Shinji Hirako

Shinji is a peculiar and eccentric man. Depending on the s/o, he probably would confess differently to each s/o. For a s/o that’s hot-tempered and brash like Hiyori, his confession to them would be completely out of nowhere and is usually on the heat of the moment. His declaration would shock both of them, leaving them flustered and awkward and unsure how to handle this. Though Shinji would probably add a “jk” or perhaps a snide remark which would return them to their initial argument, though the confession is not forgotten. For an s/o that’s shy and sweet, Shinji wouldn’t even bother confessing. He would act affectionate with this s/o, teasing and joking with them lightly. Sometimes, to get them riled up, he would mock them and if they get angry, he would only kiss them on the cheek and laugh. This would surprise them completely and leave them confused and unsure because “does he like me or is he kidding me like usual like what” and he doesn’t really reassure his feelings to them till one of the vizard or his lieutenant tell him to. 

(shinji you bitch)

Byakuya Kuchiki

We have finally reached him. The Blossom Prince. My love. My son. I love him so much njgdfndkg. *ahem* Anyways, Byakuya is rather cold and rather apathetic to many things which includes romance and PDA. However, he isn’t as stone-hearted when it comes to his beloved s/o. Though how he confess and acts totally depends on his s/o. Like if it’s someone like Hisana, he would shower them with gifts and small gestures, treating them as royals as they should be. As well as being sweet and romantic towards them, showing them how much he cares through his actions. Something like a walk through the gardens and doing a grand gesture. If it’s a s/o whose loud, rambunctious and someone who easily gets on his nerves because wow don’t opposites attract; he would be, well, in denial of even liking that s/o. It would take literarily everything (especially his pride) to confess to his s/o and it wouldn’t be until his own s/o spouts out their own confession that he would, reluctantly, confess his mutual feelings. He would appear cold and uncaring on the outside but on the inside he is singing because wowtheylikemebutreallywhodoesn’tbutwow. 

Sajin Komamura

Doggo. Sajin is rather self-conscious, especially because he is literarily a dog with two legs. It would take everything in him to confess to his s/o, who I imagine is someone who is sweet and understanding because no one fits him better than someone like that. Sajin totally believes that his s/o deserves someone better than him, someone who is not a beast hidden a mask. But you know, just like Beauty and the Beast, he eventually couldn’t hold back his feelings anymore and he took his s/o to somewhere private. It was quiet for a few moments, leaving the poor s/o confused before his sudden, heartfelt declaration spouted out of him. It would surprised them, stunned beyond belief and their silence would leave Sajin fidgeting, hoping for a response. He knew and would understand that his s/o would say no to his declaration, since he is different from her. Yet, imagine his surprise and growing happiness when tears sprouted out of his s/o’s eyes and they enveloped him into a hug, whispering “finally” and “good boy” “yes”

Kensei Muguruma

Buff and Macho Tsundere. His confession would be somewhat a surprise, considering how he acts. Though on one hand, he is very professional and very intimidating. On the other hand, however, he is very tsuntsun and he is so easily embarrased it’s actually hilarious. Anyways, his confession to his s/o would be something Mashiro probably prompted. I imagine that Mashiro had, not so subtly of course, told his s/o of Kensei’s feelings towards them which surprised them and they knew they were gonna have to confront him about it. When they did, it left him spluttering for an explanation, face red. When he asked how they knew, his s/o’s reluctant silence was enough explanation for Kensei to know that it was Mashiro who told them. Aggravated with the girl, he was about to storm off to yell at Mashiro but his s/o stopped him, demanding if it were true or not. This placed him between a rock and a hard place because Kensei knew if he stormed off he would probably destroy what they have right now (he was no a dumbass) but if he confessed to them right now, what if they didn’t reprocate his feelings? What then? His s/o, noticing the hesitation in his eyes, kissed him. And suddenly, it was just them. No Mashiro. No Doubt. Just them. 

Toshiro Hitsugaya

YES. FINALLY. MY BABY. MY JOY. 

Okay, so, Toshiro is a lonely, angry smol bean. And like Kensei, he’s basically a tsuntsun. Only shorter and probably more mature. Well, anyways, I think that it would take a lot for him to confess like Byakuya but he wouldn’t do it unless he knows for sure his s/o reprocated his feelings. So, naturally, he would investigate, subtly of course. However, while eavesdropping on a conversation between Rangiku and his s/o (he was unintentionally passing by, i swear), he was caught. Red-handed. Rangiku had shot him a teasing smile before leaving an embarrased Toshiro and an awkward s/o alone. The silence between them would be suffocating and Toshiro, deciding to just spill it was about to open his mouth and confess because honestly it’s now or never. As he shouted his own confession, his s/o shouted one of their own, their voices syncing and they both ducked their head simultaneously. Blinking, he glanced up and meet his s/o’s large eyes before he smiled, enveloping his s/o into a hug (albeit awkwardly). 

my fun-sized baby if only your confession was longer ;(( 

Kenpachi Zaraki

Kenpachi Zaraki will, and I guarantee you that with my life like literarily, confess to his s/o as if it’s a common starter in conversation. There is no grand gesture, no fluster, no embarrassment (from him), nothing remarkably romantic at all. And his s/o, flustered and startled, would understand and they would take what they got because they know how socially-inept Zaraki can be, after all and knew his feelings are true because he never lies. Not to them. And he would probably tell them the moment he finds out because he believes that they deserve to know after all. 

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

Honestly, I’m not even sure about this dude. He’s a complete maniac whose only love is literarily Nemu (and perhaps Urahara because there is no love without animosity lool) and science. Sorry for Mayuri fans, but I can’t figure how this dude would confess. 

Jushiro Ukitake

Sunshine, such sunshine. Okay, so I imagine him confessing to his s/o while he’s in bed and they were taking care of him, you know feeding him soup and stuff. Ukitake, as he watches his s/o fumble around uselessly as they attempt to take care of him with a fond smile and everything because wowtheyaresocuteandamazinggosh, realizes that he’s in love with them. Without even thinking about, he simply blurts out the confession with bright eyes and a smile, not even thinking on the what-ifs or the buts because he knows it doesn’t matter when a blush stumbles on his s/o’s face and a beaming grin would appear on their lips. 

I’m so sorry that the double digit captains aren’t as long as they others!! It gets harder the further I go down, I guess.