#blaster-tron

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Blaster-Tron (Skylanders)

Wolfgang: Careful how you take them out. You don't wanna catch their ligma.

Blaster-Tron: What is ligma?

Wolfgang: Ligma balls! .......That was a joke. You guys can laugh.

Blaster-Tron: Do not understand. Explain the joke.

Wolfgang: Ehh, if you explain it's not really funny-

Blaster-Tron: EXPLAIN THE JOKE.

Wolfgang: Uhh, fine, okay, well, uhh... Ligma isn't a thing, so naturally you ask, "What is ligma?" And I say ligma balls which sounds like lick my balls. Which is funny because you wouldn't do that. Probably.

Blaster-Tron: I lack organs for licking.

Wolfgang: No, not you wouldn't because you can't. You wouldn't because... it's gay, I think? Am I being homophobic?

Blaster-Tron: Comprehension error. To install humor driver insert the correct CDs.

Wolfgang: What CDs?

Blaster-Tron: SEE DEEZ NUTS!

Wolfgang: Oh my god.

Blaster-Tron: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-

Dr. Krankcase: I'm not watching that.

Blaster-Tron: Understood. I must express my anger.

(Blaster-Tron walks over to a nearby wall, violently punching it so hard it leaves a large indent)

Blaster-Tron: Anger expressed. Legally Blonde?

Dr. Krankcase: Yeah sure.

(later)

Boom Bloom: (staring at the wall) Blaster-Tron wanted to watch Minions again?

Dr. Krankcase: (building a Hat Bot) Yep.

Boom Bloom: Can you do everyone a favor and watch it with him?

Dr. Krankcase: ...Why?

Boom Bloom: (pointing at the wall, which is covered in indents from previous expressions of anger) We're running out of walls for him to punch.

---- (Blaster-Tron and Dr. Krankcase are watching Minions together)

Blaster-Tron: (adorned in Minions memorabilia) HA HA FUNNY MINION HA HA FUNNY MINION HA HA FUNNY MINION-

I love Blaster-Tron 💜