#blankie!

Well, that was a fun journey! Very cool song with immaculate good timey vibes, and a video where you get to watch people get sloshed at a wedding reception. I loved it!

"We got our friends, we got the vibes just like we should"

"These are the best days of our lives"

I was thinking about how those times like weddings when everyone is together and just having fun really are some of the best times we have in life. And then at the end when they showed Venezuelan lawmakers fist fighting, it just puts it in this perspective of there is just billions of people all over the world having good times and bad times, and just living lives that are a lot more similar than different. Hoping for more weddings and less fist fights for everyone. Especially for you.

Hiya Blankie!❤️

Fact #1: I went to a strip club once, and a stripper lost her gum in my boobs. We were sitting at the rack and a drunk but adorable stripper came over to us during her song and asked if she could motorboat me. I was delighted and gave enthusiastic consent. She stuck her face in my cleavage and gave it a go. I giggled, gave her some dollars, and thanked her, and she went on with her number. The next time she was on stage, she asked if she could do it again. It was a little weird at that point, but I said sure and she put her face in my boobaloobaloobies for an awkwardly long time, but she was quite drunk, and I didn't think much of it except that it was kind of odd. When we got home, I was getting ready for bed and found a big wad of chewing gum in my bra. So, I think she lost it the first time, and tried to fish it out the second. We laughed about it for a good hour before we went to sleep.

Fact #2: I have pitifully poor self preservation instincts. When I was young and foolish, a man selling soap in a wacky Pentacostal church told me he had woke in the night and 'God' had written the molecular formula for the soap he was selling on the wall of his apartment. God wanted people to have a product that would not only wash their dishes or hair, but would also cleanse us of sin. He said if we drank the soap, the Holy Spirit would rid us of all our demons. I asked no more questions and drank it. I got horribly sick, but assumed it was the demons and did not seek medical attention. The moral of the story that I have had to learn a time or two: Don't put anything in your body if you are not a million percent sure it is safe, and especially if a weirdo says God gave them a molecular formula.

Fact #3: I used to be in a traveling theater troupe. We were broke and had nowhere to sleep, so we begged lodging at a convent near Cincinnati, Ohio. The sisters let us in, gave us rooms, and we stayed with them for 3 or 4 days. It was so peaceful. There were flowering gardens everywhere and the sisters trained service dogs for the blind. I very nearly became a nun on the spot. So there is definitely an alternate universe where right now, I am wearing a habit and sitting in the sunshine with a German Shepherd puppy waiting for the Compline bells.

Happiest happiest of birthdays to most wonderfullest wonderfullest Memzhay 💖

Blankie my love! Oh, I love those twinkly stars! 💖💖💖 Thank you for always being so warm and kind to me. I love your bright, sparkly energy, your lightning wit, and those moments where you are so genuine, sweet, and supportive. I feel so incredibly lucky that we met and that all my characters have a gorgeous blanket to carry with them on their adventures like I carry you in my heart. Cheers my dear!🌈✨🎈

Well, if it isn't the most gorgeous Blankie ever woven!💕

Coral - I'm very passionate about spending time in nature. Particularly deep woodsy environments. I feel deeply peaceful around old trees, and I do hug them sometimes.

Carnation - I am extremely demisexual. So, when I see "attractive" people, I can recognize they are attractive similar to looking at a painting in a museum. I can be like "Wow, that is some lovely art" but will not feel compelled to take it home with me. Conversely, if I feel safe and vibe well with a person, I will want to snuggle them, smooch them, and go all heart eyes over how wonderful they are, regardless of what they look like. So, yeah. I honestly don't think looks are very important to me. I would rather be in a relationship with someone nice.

Blossom - I have a hula girl with a ukulele on my left ankle. The next one I want to get is a person who is a fancy dressed Victorian lady for her upper half and her lower half is an octopus. It's very steam-punkish. My sister and I have wanted to get tattooed together for years, but it just hasn't happened yet. I've got my design all ready though.

Wow! That was wild! So many clowns at that rave! This guy reminds me a lot of "Puddles Pity Party" but has an entirely different aesthetic. I wonder if it's the same guy. The outfit and the makeup minus the beard are pretty similar. That's fascinating! Thanks for the tunes, sweet Blankie. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Happy Valentines! May your chalices be cursed by only the finest of lost souls ✨💞✨

Greetings to you on this Day of Love from me, Drunk Wizard Rhett, Apprentice Link, Bav Neva, and Tiki. May you feel the love and snuggliness that Rhett feels when wrapped up in his favorite blanket.

Link loves keeping up with our holidays, and asked Bav Neva to teach him a romantic spell that he could do as a surprise for Rhett.

What was supposed to happen was that when Rhett walked into the dining hall in the morning for breakfast, a big pink heart was supposed to appear in the air and strains of Dean Martin’s classic “That’s Amore” (recommended by Tiki, of course) would play for approximately 10 seconds before the heart would burst into a myriad of tiny hearts, music notes, and the message “Be Mine” before evaporating into the ether.

That would have been lovely, but alas magic, she is a complicated mistress. The heart appeared, the song played… And played… And played, and to be quite honest is still playing as we speak. The giant pink heart follows Rhett wherever he goes, and all attempts to diffuse, counter, or otherwise get rid of it have been sadly, unsuccessful.

Rhett was a good sport about it at first, but by the time Deano belted out “When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie” for approximately the 187th time, he had become quite miffed, to say the least. But he knows it was supposed to be something nice and is really trying not to be a dick about it.

Link feels just awful, of course.

Bav Neva looks very smug, and Tiki swears he heard her chuckle under her breath the last time Rhett came in the library searching for a spell for magical earplugs.

But not to worry, Bavs is getting a little tired of the song by now, and I imagine the spell will miraculously dissolve just in time for everyone's frayed nerves to be soothed with some magical and much needed Happy Hour cocktails in the apothecary.

Hi sweet Blankie💕

Spit: I don't think I'm very jealous. However, sometimes I desperately want to be included in things because I'm jealous of missing out. Then when I'm invited, I don't want to go, because who wants to go and do things! lol

Cupboard: When I was very little, we lived in Alaska. Our house was near a creek, and I remember watching salmon swimming up it by the hundreds. It seems like the bank was very steep, and I remember laying on my belly with my sister holding my feet, so I could reach down into the water and touch them. Their heads were bright green, and their bodies were the brightest ruby red. They seemed huge to me and so beautiful. I was very little, so it is only the briefest snippet of a memory, but I think about it a lot.

Pine Needles: I have an essential oil blend called Clary Calm that is a mix of clary sage, lavender, and bergamot. Sometimes I will put a little on a brush and run it through my hair when I'm feeling in need of some self care.