Reggie's Diary: Do Not Disturb
Dear Diary, I would like everyone to know that I am currently unavailable. As you can clearly see from my photo, I am buried beneath approximately seventeen layers of blankets and operating at about 2% battery life. My tongue is out. One eye is closed. The other eye is only technically open. I am not accepting visitors. — Today’s problems began early. Far too early. At some point this…













