#bladesofglory

So, I recently went to town on some old movies from my childhood. And no, I do not mean movies like The Little Mermaid or Furngully. I'm talking about Blades of Glory. I pray that people know what I'm talking about. The one with Will Ferrell and Jon Heder who play famous figure skaters and end up having to work together. And like, these two would rather DIE than work with each other. They are complete opposites in every way except for the fact that they are both prodigies. Chazz Michael Michaels is this American slob who is a sex addict and wants to bone everything in his path. He's charming as hell and boats about his looks like 24/7. Jimmy MacElroy is a dainty little butterfly who dresses like a 13-year-old girl. He is whiny with a heart of gold.

And there are some issues and shit, like the fact that they can't NOT fight each other for two seconds. But let me get down to the point. When I rewatched this, all I could think about was Billy and Steve. Like HOLY FUCK. it's so perfect. Billy would totally be Chazz, with his fucking hair and how he thinks with his dick. And Steve would be Jimmy, whining little bratty rich kid who is just absolutely graceful on the ice. They would be forced to do pair figure skating together after getting kicked out of the singles division. So many cute moments!