Indigestion chest pain is usually sharp, centre of the breastbone, doesn’t radiate into an arm

Have you seen Young Frankenstein with gene wilder BecAUSE...............u should

OH MY GOD HE IS

I saw the first 2.2 seconds of the outro and shrieked and then my video cut out to avoid yt copyright strikes bless perfect timing

No hon, that’s just you.

The only reason I’ve done it every day for the past week is because I’ve burned through 6 seasons of desperate housewives and you need to be doing other things while doing doing that

I’m ace and even I’ve managed to have sex in my dreams despite never even knowing what a bloody penis looks like

In which case, Ana should definitely be having sex dreams.

Okay, my thing is kind of all over the place because it’s claiming my highest crushes are people who haven’t posted (or I just haven’t reblogged) in months.  So ... I’ll pick the ones I actually reblog the most.  I think.

So that’s mad-maddie, sladin5ever, and blacksmokeistheanswer.

Fuck: Sladin, because judging from her blog she is into some kinky shit and it will be interesting.

Marry: Mad-Maddie, although we will have to to have a violent battle to decide what our definition of ‘marry’ is (which she will win, because I am tiny and pathetic and she is a majestic karate queen).