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“Just call me Slim, Ive been a real socialite the last two weeks I been out here in LA. Soho is my best friend, so when she said she was moving across the fucking country she wasn’t gone a month before I asked her which suitcase should I pack, givenchy or prada? I don’t really plan on staying long I just had to be around while she gets settled in. Im a celebrity stylist, so leaving NY wasn’t an issue career wise. New York and LA are homes to the only names you need to know so if I’m in either of those places ..so are my coins. Today I’m out on Rodeo picking up a garment for a model I have to style. Usually my assistant would do this kind of thing but I wanted the chance to learn my way around. On my way to my car I got a text from my homie Jody, I met her last night at this poppin club she owns."

text message Jody: sup? wanna link up? Slim: on rodeo. got a shoot at 4. meet me at my studio? Jody: bet.

(later at Slims studio) Slim: this dress fits you amazing, its one of my favorite pieces. Model: its gorgeous, your style = my life, so when can i pick a piece to borrow? (eyes clothing rack) Slim: naaah .. i wouldn’t even let my momma borrow a piece (both laugh)

(jody walks in) Jody: sliiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmm … Slim: (smirks) late is better then never, wassup jo? (Jody follows slim to the couch)

Jody: cmon you know I rushed over here to see you (laughs) Jody: this a nice little spot you got here, you get settled in quick Slim: I know right, I like it too, Im only renting for now .. Jody: wassup? you not staying? Slim: nah remember the best friend I told you about last night? Soho? Jody: yeah .. the hairstylist right? Slim: right, I’m really only here so she not too homesick while she gets comfortable out here, and I definitely wanted to be here when she opens her second salon Jody: oh thats wassup, you such a cute friend Slim: well ... (smirks) I need a date to go with me actually to the grand opening party Jody: a date …? Slim: well I can bring a friend, a date, whatever, same shit Jody: so a friend is a date? really ….hmmm (smirks) Slim: you knooooow what I mean (Slim smiles and looks away nervously while Jody stares) Jody: nah im definitely wit it, ill be your .. “daateee” your friend giving out free haircuts? my ends look disrespectful (both laugh)

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“My name is Jazmin, I’m just out here in LA chasing a dream like many. I moved out here 4 years ago to pursue my career as a singer. the competition is CRAZY and the struggle …. has been real. Today I’m in the studio meeting with my producer getting some feedback on a track we working on for my new album. My best friend Billie just moved out here and I’m excited. We met freshman year of high school and since I moved away I can admit … I haven’t really fucked with any of these girls out here like I do her, the hate is just too heavy. I invited her to the studio since I haven’t really seen her since she got settled in, we definitely have to share some tea.”

Jaz: so what you think? I been stressed about this track Ty .. Tyrone: (exhales weed smoke) I know, I know but I’m feeling it, I feel like you really went hard on this, you didn’t hold back this time .. Jaz: and we know I have a problem with holding back ..(sighs) Tyrone: I know you want a hit so all the energy spent is worth it

(billie walks into studio) Billie: damnnn what the fuck y’all smoking in here? Tyrone: some of that real loud! (all laugh and Tyrone walks out of studio)

Jaz: bitchhhhhhhhhh, you know how much I missed you? you don’t love me no more or wha..? Billie: cut it out, I missed you too, you know I been through some shit Jaz: I know but now that you here, you can get comfortable, shit I like it here more than noisy ass new york .. Billie: girl, no. nothing is better than new york, I miss my loft and nothing is like waking up the sounds of taxi’s honking and people on they way to the monnneyyyy .. (both laugh) Billie: but I really wanted to come invite you to Soho’s salon opening, she’s throwing a rendezvous and you know I need you there Jaz: girl cause you already know (taps her weave) the next thing I was gonna ask was about Soho’s salon, she slays a weave bitch, I need a appointment weekly now that y’all out here. (both laugh) Billie: you silly as hell, play that track though, I know my best friend can SANG so let me hear it .. (both laugh and Jaz plays the song)

“I’m Soho, if you didn’t know already. I just moved to L.A from NY to get away from all the f*kn drama that happened. Me and Billie went through some shit and ended up going through a messy ass custody battle which ended up with Niyah in jail.We have to start over and leave behind the city life but its necessary this time we think we found the spot. I left the studio salon I owned in Brooklyn under the control of my assistant and just bought a new property out here. It’s been under renovation for a couple of weeks now and every day i’m unpacking boxes, theres a few problems with plumbing, stressing me the f*k out but I’m down to the last few details left before my grand opening party”

Soho: you can just put that box down over there, anything else I need to sign for? Delivery Guy: one more, I have the sinks on the truck that you ordered Soho: finally, what took those shit’s so long?, bring them in (delivery guy laughs and walks out of salon, business inspector walks in) Inspector: goodmorning ms.macchio (soho rolls eyes) Soho: perfect .. this bitch is just who i wanna see ..(under breath)

Soho: hi, how you doing? Inspector: good, you know .. just doing a random property inspection Soho: hope you didn’t come to bring me bad news? Inspector: well it depends, lets have a look. (once Soho shows inspector around the salon, they take a seat in Soho’s office to discuss)

Inspector: So everything looks good except for the the pipes, they are still not connecting to each other which makes it hard too … Soho: (interrupts) so how much is this gonna cost me? I just spent 600 fucking dollars on a new plumbing system Inspector: (looks uneasy) honestly, I’m not sure but it could be anywhere from 800-1,500 and could take up to two weeks to repair Soho: fuck … i thought i fixed this issue, i really don’t have time .. Inspector: Im sorry ms.macchio but without that fixed, i just can’t let you open Soho: (blank stare) Ill call you …  

The crew.