#blablabrascu

Like, I know there are words I'm not supposed to say yadda yadda. But then I se (any letter)-slur and I'm like? What does that mean? wtf is written there?

Then I have to google and then I'm like ?????? I've seen this word everywhere???? and in no bad contexts???????

or smetimes even google has no idea wtf ya'll are talking about and I'm??????????so???????confused???????

are there so many slurs? I've seen half the alphabet as a initial to a slur and I'm like?????????????????

Here at Brasil we just use tone to say if something is wrong or not. And, sure, there are words that are pretty ofensive and there are movements to make people stop using them, BUT WE TELL YOU WHAT WORD THAT IS.

for me ya'll sound like "don't say ******" period. There's not even a new word for us to use and I'm like??? ok, I wont tell you my password? wtf

I'm used to people advocating for politeness online to be "Hey, you know *this word*? Its hella offensive because of *historical context*. If you want to refer to *marginalized group* try using *this other word* intead :)"

For some reason that also reminded me of that once when instagram blocked the tag SEXTOU. Because gringos thought it was "sex to u" and not "uhul, its friday, lets party" (Sexta-feira is our friday, sextou is the act of using your friday to have a good time, whatever that means to you)

I don't even know what I'm talking about. Just a bit frustrated with language. I'm sure you can relate if your first lenguage isn't english.

Like, people in here were all "don't buy starbuuckkksssss" and I'm like? ok? I haven't been to a starbucks in..... 10? 12 years?

or "Don't watch eurovision!!" ......... ok?? I don't even know what the fuck that is, but ok? I won't?

Like, I'm just a little fag buying his food from a street fair and cooking most of the time. I don't have much impact but I'm like, keep going? Idk? I know it makes a diference, but I'd have to be a costumer to begin with lol

anyway

She's ace, which I'm not.

And as a little trans man on T, I'm horny as fuck. Which she's not.

And it's really unninportant how our night went, but I'm here just to say that, by morning she turns to me and says:

"You've been wondering how an Appleradio bedscene would be. It would be just like ours."

For a hot second I couldn't quite figure which of them would we be, but then she only laughed and I was like

oh

I'm Lucifer.

Of course the ace in the hole would be her.

the other day I got online and I was met with a dick pick from a model who'se penis is the size of a wine bottle.

That same day I found out a scat intusiast was trending? I've never seen so much shit online. literally.

A dead man was brought to the bank by his niece, who tried using him to get money from his account? He was fully dead and she was all like "lol he does that sometimes". Bitch, what?

Just now I got on my twitter and saw "rest in peace, Jennifer Lawrence", to which, for a second, I thought was about her passing or something, but then there was a "so young, what a thing lol" and then I knew she said some dumb shit. Ofc she's siding with genocide lol fuck her.

and the lest thing trending is "priquito", a word you can write using only the first row of the keyboard. and it's misspelled. Periquito is the name of a bird. Priquito is a joke idk.

Whenever I see a hot man, I'm like, yeah, they're trans. There's no way a man is this hot and he's cis.

The opposite also happens. I see an ugly man and I'm like, oh, he's cis. No way a man this ugly is trans.

And, I kid you not, but sometimes I'm wrong.

And I have real trouble processing that there is an ugly trans man in front of me. Those two things are mutually excludent in my head. Or that that ikeman in front of me is a type of cisgender.

I've got a fucking cake to bake

and a costume to finish

for a party yesterday.

So, naturally, my amazing brain is like "remember thos 27461 fics you've left unfinished? how about you write them NOW?"

and I'm like ???? no???

I mean, I feel intimate. I just read your porn fantasies, I enjoied it! We are friends for this moment, no?

ah!

and this time I placed them naked on a bed before the story even started. They already had sex the night before.

And SOMEHOW there are four pages before they get to any touching.

Let's guess how long this one will get lol

For now I'll say 13

I mean, you all know by now (?) that no one fucks only once in my fics.