भाजपच्या पेड यंत्रणेचा काँग्रेसच्या बदनामीसाठीचा रोजचा खर्च तब्बल ‘ इतके ‘ कोटी

माध्यमांवर असलेला भाजपचा पगडा हा काही लपून राहिलेला नाही. अनेक इलेक्ट्रॉनिक चैनल पासून तर दैनंदिन वृत्तपत्र आणि सोशल मीडियापर्यंत भाजपने मोठ्या प्रमाणावर आपली प्रचार यंत्रणा उभी केलेली आहे. नाना पटोले यांनी या प्रचार यंत्रणेवर निशाणा साधला असून ‘ सोशल मीडियावर काँग्रेसची बदनामी करण्यासाठी आणि खोटा प्रचार करण्यासाठी भाजपने पेड यंत्रणा उभारलेली आहे आणि ती यंत्रणा यासाठी दररोज सुमारे 40 कोटी रुपये…

भाजपच्या पेड यंत्रणेचा काँग्रेसच्या बदनामीसाठीचा रोजचा खर्च तब्बल ‘ इतके ‘ कोटी

माध्यमांवर असलेला भाजपचा पगडा हा काही लपून राहिलेला नाही. अनेक इलेक्ट्रॉनिक चैनल पासून तर दैनंदिन वृत्तपत्र आणि सोशल मीडियापर्यंत भाजपने मोठ्या प्रमाणावर आपली प्रचार यंत्रणा उभी केलेली आहे. नाना पटोले यांनी या प्रचार यंत्रणेवर निशाणा साधला असून ‘ सोशल मीडियावर काँग्रेसची बदनामी करण्यासाठी आणि खोटा प्रचार करण्यासाठी भाजपने पेड यंत्रणा उभारलेली आहे आणि ती यंत्रणा यासाठी दररोज सुमारे 40 कोटी रुपये…

भाजपच्या पेड यंत्रणेचा काँग्रेसच्या बदनामीसाठीचा रोजचा खर्च तब्बल ‘ इतके ‘ कोटी

माध्यमांवर असलेला भाजपचा पगडा हा काही लपून राहिलेला नाही. अनेक इलेक्ट्रॉनिक चैनल पासून तर दैनंदिन वृत्तपत्र आणि सोशल मीडियापर्यंत भाजपने मोठ्या प्रमाणावर आपली प्रचार यंत्रणा उभी केलेली आहे. नाना पटोले यांनी या प्रचार यंत्रणेवर निशाणा साधला असून ‘ सोशल मीडियावर काँग्रेसची बदनामी करण्यासाठी आणि खोटा प्रचार करण्यासाठी भाजपने पेड यंत्रणा उभारलेली आहे आणि ती यंत्रणा यासाठी दररोज सुमारे 40 कोटी रुपये…

Prime Minister Narendra Modi arrived here on Thursday amid growing political turmoil over the Cauvery water issue and black flag protests by Opposition parties. Modi, who arrived by a special aircraft from New Delhi, was received at the airport by Union Ministers Nirmala Sitharaman and Pon Radhakrishnan, Governor Banwarilal Purohit, Chief Minister E. Palaniswami, Deputy Chief Minister O. Panneerselvam and Chief Secretary Girija Vaidyanathan. After a brief reception, he left for Mamallapuram, about 55 km from here, from where he would reach the temple town of Tiruvidanthai to formally inaugurate the Defence Expo-2018, which began here on Wednesday. Later, he would unveil the diamond jubilee plaque at the Adyar Cancer Institute. Earlier, a press conference was planned with the Prime Minister at the IIT-Madras, adjacent to the Cancer Institute, but it failed to materialise. The police have made tight security arrangements in view of the visit. Meanwhile, opposition parties, inclduing the DMK, various fringe outfits and Tamil organisations greeted the Prime Minister with black flag protests to condemn the Centre for its failure to set up the Cauvery Management Board (CMB) and the Cauvery Water Regulatory Committee (CWRC) as directed by the Supreme Court. The six-week deadline set by the Apex Court ended on March 29 and the Centre, keeping the next month's Assembly elections in Karnataka in mind, filed a clarification plea in the Court at the last minute and sought three months time to implement its order, by which time the polling process in the neighbouring state would have been concluded. DMK leader M.K. Stalin, along with his party cadres, protested in Sirkazhi, Nagapattinam district, by wearing black shirts. The DMK has appealed to the people to hoist black flags atop their houses and stage demonstrations against the Prime Minister. Activsits of fringe parties including the Tamizhaga Vaazhvurimai Katchi (TVK) led by T. Velmurugan, Tamil Nationalist Movement headed by P. Nedumaran also staged demonstration in front of the Alandur Metro station in Chennai. MLAs Tamimum Ansari and Thaniarasi along with SDPI members were arrested in Tirisoolam near the airport. Similarly, members of the newly-formed Tamilaga Kalai Illakiya Panpattu Maiyam by noted filmmakers Bharathiraaja, Ameeer, Gouthaman and Thangarbachan, were also arrested as they staged a black flag protest at the airport. As the political atmosphere in the state remained tense and surcharged following unending protests on the Cauvery issue, the remaining six IPL matches of the Chennai Super Kings were shifted to Pune.

Since 9 months of Modi Govt are over, people of India have been doing rounds of Birth Registration offices across India to look if Vikaas has been born or not. Okay Bad Joke.

A lot of things doing round on social media and people are seriously looking for Vikas. Kaun Hai Yeh Vikaas?

I received a message on my Whatsapp, “Modi Sarkar ke 9 Maheene Poore, Kejriwal CM Ho gaya. Kahin Kejriwal hi toh Vikaas Nahin?”. When Kiran Bedi said, “My name is Vikaas Bedi”. People got confused. But then she lost and that debate was nipped in the bud.

Top detectives of India took it into their hands to find out who Vikaas is. Below are the excerpts from when they met.

ACP Pradyumn: Chupp ke baitha hai yeh Vikaas. Kuch toh Gadbad hai Daya. Kuch toh Gadbad hai. Aakhir chupp ke kyon baitha hai yeh Vikaas? Kya zaroorat padi isko chupp ke baithne ki? Har darwaja tod ke dekhna padega (Finger swirling).

Karamchand: Shut up Kitty. Ahem Pradyumn. Yeh bhi koi sawaal hua. Swaal toh yeh hai, ki kya sahi mein yeh Vikaas hai ya behroopiya hai? Is Vikaas ke mukhaute ke peeche Kaun hai? Kitty…Kitty.

Byomkesh Bakshi: Mujhe toh lagta hai ki Koi Vikaas-Bikaas tha hi nahin. Ajit, yahi asal baat hai. Par phir bhi sab Vikaas ka naam baar baar le rahe hain. Is rahasya ki jad tak jaane ke liye humein gawahon se ek baar phir baar karni padegi.

All three of them went to talk to the witnesses.

Tumne dekha hai Vikaas ko?

Witness 1: Nahin Maalik. Humein toh nahin dekha. Suna bahut tha. Gaye bhi they haspataal hum toh. Doctor sahib ko bhi nahin pata hua ki nahin.

Witness 2: Kal ekdum aisa laga ki Vikaas chilla raha hai door. Bahut dhoondha. Bas awaaj hi sunayi di. Kaunoo pishaach laage.

Enter The Muffler Man.

Mufflerman: Arey ab bhi nahin samjhe. Yeh Vikaas Chunavi Jumla tha ji. Chunavi Jumla.

Terror Group Highhandedness & Bungled Pakistan

If there is one nation that nurse’s and foster’s terrorism, it is none other than “Pakistan”. It is a nation that is plagued with “Madrasas” which has a curriculum that caters to Hate, Bomb Making and use of weapons. These Madrasas are run by “Islamic Terror Groups” and religious fanatics, who are promoted and trained by the Pakistani Rogue Army.

Terrorism has ruined Pakistan and the people face…