#bjlf

“There’s people screaming outside of our house. Tell me what’s going on!”

“I am the object of his true love. Your spell only appropriated it. Kill me and you break the spell.”

“Hey, since you’re here... what’s his deal? Jamie seems to think he’s not over his ex-girlfriend, which totally makes him more attractive to me because apparently, I have a thing for unavailable men. --Sorry, that was an overshare. [...] It’s so crazy, right?  I mean, here’s a totally nice guy who’s completely into me and I’m still hung up on the mysterious man next door who hasn’t called.”

“I'm not a cold-blooded killer. I'm a mom, I have two girls. I have a husband and a life that I cherish. I'm not-- I'm not this person anymore. People can change.”

“Can I ask you a question? Is there such a thing as like, male menopause?”

“The jury’s gonna hear a woman who was sleeping with the soon-to-be mayor. And still is. There, I said it for you, I hope you’re happy. If this gets out, Bobby will be crushed, but he’ll recover. And me? No matter what anybody says, I will always be the woman who slept her way to the top. It’s different for women and you know it. I will never recover.”

“Do you ever feel unknown? Like everyone has already labeled you and filed you away as complete without giving you the chance to learn and grow? I have a big heart, I feel so much, but I'd never known how to show it. I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy, I have a deep conscious. I stole a pack of gum once in the second grade and I couldn't sleep for a week. I'm a good listener, I'm great at my job and I love pancakes. Pancakes will make me happy anytime. But mostly, I want something real. I have the depth to walk through real-life struggle and come out the other side and I am looking for someone like that, too. Flawed, but open. Impossible to label and file away. I think we all deserve that, don't we? I'm willing to take the risk. Come find me.”

“I realize that I'm a stranger and this is very sudden, but... wouldn't you like to fall in love?”