ENDLESS LIST OF FAVORITE CHARACTERS: princess carolyn - bojack horseman

“I got a call from ABC today. They bought my TV pitch. -- It’s called “Horsin’ Around”. -- I told those suits if they want my show, then that horse is gonna be BJ Goddamn Horseman! -- So, what do you say? Want be my star?" ----- Herb Kazzaz

"common americans don't want you on their TV sets. you're a reminder of the disparity of wealth in this country. poor people find that dreadfully gauche."

I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.

“As my blood type always says, B positive!”

Diane, I need you to tell me that it’s not too late. I -- I need you to tell me that I’m a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m a good person, and I need you to tell me that I’m good, Diane. Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I’m good.

s02e10 // s04e08

“you gotta get your shit together.”