Guess who just popped up at my door.
I'm still reeling. I thought they'd forgotten about me! Two girls I hadn't seen since at least 2010. You know those really tan blond & brunet duckface picture girls? That's basically what they look like.
The brunet is one I was best friends with in grammar school.
Apparently I've lost weight since they last saw me? That's kind of bizarre considering I'm about almost 20lbs heavier than the last time we even talked. But I guess I'll take the... 'compliment' or whatever. If I look lighter than when I was 155lbs, then I'll take it.
I guess it's 'cause I'm like an inch taller? I don't even fucking know.
It was such a bizarre encounter, they gave me their numbers to 'keep in touch' and said we should totally hang out next weekend.
So... I guess I'll have to get back into the practice of wearing long sleeves, bracelets, and should probably wrap up my arm for good measure.
At least with them I can wear a skirt without worrying about a spontaneous hike.
Yep that's totally what I'm gonna do. Hey my new black&blue OTKs should be here by then, I can totally wear those.
Okay so I need to stop now.
Yeah I'm putting them in my contacts under group 'bizarro world'
Still can't get over the 'have you lost weight?' comment