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 LINCOLN YOU ARE SO FUCKING AWKWARD I LOVE YOU.

YAASS I LOVE HIM ALREADY

I’m so excited. I’m so excited. I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready. hE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR-- that may just be a bit better than Gordon’s. Nah, but I’m so exited. I knew he wasn’t going to be a bad guy. That boy is way too silly to have a bad bone in his body.

eminem - the real slim shady | bixchemist​

❝May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?❞

send me a ship

Who’s more dominant: Ask Jim and it’s always him. But do you really think Molly is going to let Jim take the lead in everything? No. No she’s not. 

Who’s the cuddler: Both of ‘em. They end up being a bit clingy, just because the two of them both go for cuddles so much. It’s almost funny to watch — give them two chairs, they only use one. 

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Molly’s only 5’3 and Jim’s 5’8, so Molly ends up being the little spoon most of the time. 

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Oh, definitely watching movies. Well, Molly likes watching movies. Jim likes sitting there, eating the popcorn, and making snarky comments at said movies. Molly pretends to be annoyed with it. She actually finds it endearing. 

Who cooks: Molly, most of the time — only because Jim’s too lazy to do it. He will, once in a while, but it’s pretty rare. They probably end up ordering out a lot, when neither of them want to cook. 

Who comes home drunk at 3am: Molly’s not very likely to come home at three in the morning at all. Jim does it all the time — though he’s not usually drunk, just in late because he’s been off doing something consulting-criminal-ish at some ungodly hour of the morning. 

Who kills the spiders: Neither of them kill the spiders. Jim doesn’t even notice that the spiders are there, considering he’s usually so wrapped up in thinking about something-or-other or scheming or whatever it is Jims do. And when Molly finds a spider, she usually finds a way to trap it and take it outside, instead of killing it. 

Who falls asleep first: Most of the time, Molly, because Jim’s awake late doing, y’know, Jim Things. Though once in a while he’ll go three days without sleep and end up crashing in the middle of the afternoon and not getting up for a day, in which case, he’s the first to sleep, of course. 

A head canon: Back when Molly only knew Jim as ‘Jim from IT’, she made Jim sit through an episode of Glee with her. When she learned who he really was, he didn’t get off the hook — he still has to watch every episode of Glee with Molly. She demands it. 

(    glossing her eyes over the     other in a painfully slow     e x a m i n a t i o n    )

"...I'll give you five seconds to      tell me  [  who you are  ]      and what it is you're here for.      Spill or  r u n."