#bittybones x reader

So,,, I heard that today is Underlust’s 5th anniversary! What better way to celebrate it than by making some bitty headcanons? Lust is an underrated Sans tbh, he’s not all about sex. Hope you enjoy! 

Warning: Considering this is Lust, this won’t be kid friendly, but it’s not NSFW either. There’s a brief talk of sex and doesn’t go into detail. It’s not explicit at all as well. 

He’s more of a rare bitty and he isn’t common to find in bitty shops. However, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have heats at all. He gets them more than an average bitty, once a month.

Most people buy him due to the fact he is so rare. He isn’t bought often because he isn’t exactly like other bitties.

He isn’t in a constant state of heat anymore in my headcanon. However, he does keep his... sexual characteristics.

He makes sex jokes constantly and never stops to flirt, you need to stop him if he goes too far. He definitely makes ‘that’s what she said’ jokes.

He sticks beside you and grows attached rather quickly. He’s never had anyone who really tolerated his presence or enjoyed him either. Most bitties in the center ignored him, deeming him too weird and an outcast. His appearance to most of his counterparts is off-putting as well.

He craves affection, he loves it when you pet him or cuddle with him. He’s very affection starved, so it’s best to give him any type of physical contact. (Not in a gross way)

He swears like a sailor and is a bit of a loudmouth. It’s almost like he’s afraid of the silence that looms over him.

Most bitties don’t do well with him, so don’t adopt another one or add him to your family. His personality is a bit overwhelming to most bitties.

His heats are pretty brutal. His bones feel like fire and he’s moaning in pain. Due to the fact he doesn’t have a partner with him, he doesn’t have a severe drive for sex. But, he feels like he’s on fire and he’s extremely feverish. The only thing you can do is sit by him and lay a small, wet cloth on his skull. Running a cold bath helps him for the time being as well.

Somehow, he knows the neighborhood gossip?? He tells you about it all the time because he likes to keep tabs on the community. He sticks his nasal bridge in other's business when he knows he shouldn’t. You’re still confused about how he obtained the information, but he refuses to tell you, just to see your reaction.

He LOVES to dress up! He prefers dresses and more feminine clothes. You have fashion shows with him, if you bring your friends over, he’ll enjoy the company even more. Sometimes you record him while he’s showing off and you keep it in your photos. He gets a bit shy but plays it off. If you’re able to knit or sew him something, he’ll appreciate the item forever.

Cuddles is his favorite pastime with you! He also enjoys back rubs. He melts like ice-cream on a sunny day, purring contently. His purrs are high pitched and smooth, it’s pretty damn adorable.

He’s known to get a bit jealous. He’s an attention hog and if you’re not interacting with him, he turns into a whiny toddler. He wouldn’t work well if you had another bitty, he’d be fighting them for affection.