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I have never laughed so hard I cried, until today. The reason was... "Mega Blooper Super Pooper."

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hell yeah CONGRATS
thanks!!!
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VILETTA FUCK I REMEMBER THAT THO also i can still sing the whole openings. every single one of them. and most of the endings. still.
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why am i a farmer what is happening does this mean lesbians in cowboy boots because i am surprisingly not as opposed to that as i thought when i started typing it
it means i know you better than you know yourself, erin
Rule #1-always post the rules. Rule #2-answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones. Rule #3-tag 11 people then link them in the post. Rule #4-tell them you tagged them. Rule #5-tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered the questions.
1. If you’ve seen Pacific Rim, what would your jaeger name be?
Paul Bunyan and my weapon would be a giant axe and the jaeger would be red and black and blue and my and my copilot's jackets would be red flannel and the back of the jacket would have a slice of a big tree with PAUL BUNYAN: America's Lumberjack carved into it lololol
2. What’s your favorite meal to have at home?
My dad's garlicy spaghetti with broccoli on the side and also fresh warm french bread with butter
3. Do you prefer to read the book before seeing the movie, the reverse, only read the book, or only see the movie?
Book before movie though I'm not very stringent about it
4. What’s your favorite fruit?
Raspberries
5. Are you more likely to approach people or what until they approach you (in terms of dating, hook-ups, or friendship)?
Ahhh wait until they approach you >_>
6. Who is your favorite superhero and why?
Captain America because he stands for everything america should strive to: equality, kindness, justice, etc
7. What’s the best vacation you’ve had?
When I was really young we'd go to my grandparents beach house in florida every summer for a month with all four of my brothers and my sister and often my cousins and aunts and uncles too and it was so magical and I really miss it (beach house got sold when grandpa died and grandma moved to mn)
8. Do you like pet names? If so, what is one you wish people would call you?
Idk how I feel about pet names? My dad calls me scootch because I scooted around on my butt as a baby instead of crawling lol but I don't really have any with friends? I had a babysitter named Al and a friend named Aly so all the Alicia-related nicknames were already taken.
9. What’s your favorite type of flower?
Peonies <3
10. What was your favorite show as a kid?
I really liked Bill Nye, but I also really liked this really strange supernatural kinda show on disney called That's So Weird
11. If you were in a band, what would you name it?
Low Tide
MY QUESTIONS:
1. If you could fly anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?
2. What fictional book/movie universe would you want to live in?
3. What is your #1 most-played song on iTunes?
4. What scares you more, swimming where you can't see the bottom or hiking where you can't see more than ten feet ahead?
5. If you could successfully tame any wild animal to keep as a pet, what species would you choose?
6. What is your favorite birthday memory?
7. What state in the us would you like to separate from the union?
8. Do you prefer road trips or flying?
9. If you had to subsist on only one food for a month (don't worry about nutritional value) what would it be?
10. Would you rather find a cool rock or a cool flower while on a walk?
11. Do you want kids? If so, how many?
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( panache-and-swagger I know you sent this to me but if you wanna do these questions just for funsies thats cool! same goes for yiffmaster bowserfucker ninjamooseofthemist and jontheangel I figured you got tagged when I did so I wouldn't send it to you but answer if you like!!! )

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when did u turn 12
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for a second i read that as grindr and was like ????????
" i want 2 get a grindr but boobs :'( "
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DO NOT EAT THE SALMIAKKI
i bring back salmiaki every year from finland :---0