Me: I think I feel my gay relationship biological clock ticking. I'm turning into an old bitter queen. I'm going to start getting cats.
Jet: Ouch! I have 2 cats. You should just date someone and then blog about it. That's sound advice coming from a guy with 2 cats.
Me: Whatever, you also have a boyfriend and a life. And I mean more like...9 cats. And I'll name them all after female writers: Jane Austen, Louisa May Alcott, Emily Dickinson...
Jet: Oh that is so classic! Then you can move to a New England town into an old house near a cliff and have either a magnolia or weeping willow tree and have a swing built in it's branches! And I can visit and wear cardigans or pea coats all the time!
Jet: ... I'd name the house "Sea Rose" for the climbing roses I'd plant along the east wing.
Jet: Sorry I have the imagination of someone who's seen too many Vincent Price movies.