Ya know, this week is becoming an especially busy week of “social media-ing” for me especially BECAUSE... I’M GOING TO BE IN MY BANANA SUIT TOMORROW IN A DUNKING BOOTH ALL AFTERNOON TO BRING IN THE VERY LAST @LAFOODFEST!! No joke (except maybe all the balls jokes I’ve dropped over the years, me wearing the banana suit for so many occasions, and the fact that I did originally propose this idea not knowing it would happen 🤷♂️). This is for all the people I’ve annoyed with my (balls/megaphone/unapologetic double entendres galore) antics over the years. This is for the people that refuse to eat our food because they just vehemently dislike me. (Which just means it’s more for me to eat😋). This is for the people that love our food, but still can’t stand me. (But I still love YOU😘)This for all the people that came to the @latimesfood #bitenight one time and waited for me to take a really quick pee break to finally bum rush our table to try our food because they definitely did not want to deal with the banana man. This is for that one guy on @midtownlunchla’s blog back in the day that when asked what his least favorite cuisine was his answer was curtly, “Starry Kitchen.” 🤣(Just to be clear, ALL of this makes me ROFL, I get it and... I LOVE IT 😭😭😭)... It’s also for anyone that just wants to have fun and just dunk the shit outta me too! So tell all your friends on the newest place to meet people I’ve just heard about... #FRIENDSTER, invite that dude @myspacetom that’s been creepin’ on “some” of you (how’s he EVERYONE’S friend anyway, HUH?!? 🤷♂️) on that-there-cool-with-the-musically -inclined #MySpace and let’s gather as many of our asses and get out to @santaanitapark and try, we gonna TRY(+HARD💪) to get that ultra-rare-and-coveted-that-we’ll-need-to-convince-a-hard-to-attain-250 ppl-that-MIGHT-use-this-new-thing-called-social-media (pfffft, who uses this stuff anyway😱) to gets that #Swarm baaaaaaaadge on @foursquare (that I hear is good for nothing but bragging rights... which hardly seems worth the effort the more I ponder this 🤔🤔🤔) AND... DUNK... MY... ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍌💦👍... 👈you can interpret this triplet of emojis anyway you see fit. 😉☝️ (at Santa Anita Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzRYFdNh0vu/?igshid=a3zbsph9t9xs
