#bitchspray

First things first, I can’t even express how pissed off I am. Good.

Now, when I started watching last night’s episode, it all slowly dawned on me. I like reality TV because it’s an easy genre to watch, but what RPDR does to its viewers is ridiculous. As usual, the episode starts with the “After elimination” segment where the queens talk about the previous episode. And while everything they said was harmless (with ocassional shade thrown around, which all of them laughed at), the producers added one DRAMATIC sound effect after another. Because of utter bullshit. And this is what dawned on me. The producers make an absolute IDIOT out of me. Do they think I don’t understand what words mean? That adding dramatic background music will make me excited about a regular human conversation? But that was just a beginning.

Hello Kity... Well, okay. It’s absolutely random but whatever. However, the outcome is not. This is what I think about the runway:

Violet Chachki

Good job. The HK friend was okay, but her runway outfit was great. She did deserve to win.

Pearl

Well, what can I say... Her take on HK friend was mediocre. I didn’t like the look. All she did was gluing a wig on that polystyren head, put on a coat and bra and called it a day. However, that had nothing on her runway “look”. How can she end up “safe”, when she wrapped herself in a fucking tacky HK blanket that you can order from Ebay for $0.59 with free shipping? And it’s good, because it reminds Michelle of Madonna? Am I missing something???

Katya

I loved her HK friend. It was an idea, not just “let’s play being ghetto” *cough cough* Pearl. And the final outfit did look like something futuristic or from anime... even if it needed different hair.

Ginger Minj

It was interesting what she came up with for the HK friend. But the gown? She just glued a few HK heads to her neckline, put some more on a string and made a “shawl” out of it. And the dress looked like something she just pulled out from her suitcase. I don’t believe that she sewed it together, when she informed us a million times that she doesn’t sew. 

Kennedy

Her HK friend was nothing. Literally. And the dress? She sewed a bunch of bows on a corset and thought that’s fine? At least she was in the bottom two.

The lipsync