#birdythinks

(I don't watch the dsmp, not really, I just sorta watch some of their solo vids: Aimsly, Ranboo, Awsamdude)

But like-

Doc attended MCC to be there and support the hermits competing right-

-And Sam just so happens to be on Rens team right

-And Doc is smitten

Like, straight (lol) away, he just falls head over heels. It's not everyday there's another creeper hybrid!!!

(And the fact hes taller then Doc? Fuuuuuu-)

Anyway, the entire game, Doc is watching Rens team, but also trying reeeeeally hard (again, lol) to not start drooling everytime Sam so much as looks his way.

He fails.

Ren teases him about it afterwards, and Doc walks away flustered.

Then, he gets cornered by none other then-

SAM!!

Sam teases him, maybe cages him in with his arms agasint the wall, grinning down at him. Maybe he forces Doc to keep eye contact with him, maybe he growls in Doccys ear about how he's been wanting to get inside his pants all day.

In the end, Doc comes back to the server like 6 hours later, limping, neck bruised and looking very pleased with himself. (Ren teases him for weeks about being a bițch for hunky men)

Picture this:

A large box in the middle of the shopping district (I'm thinking season 7) and in the box there is a bedroom, the bed can easily fit 6-8 people right-

On the outside, there is a little sort of voting box and a sign that's says "Enter your name and be in a chance of winning a wonderful night of being wrecked by others!!"

Hermits do this, and then after a week,5 people are messaged buy the creator of 'The Box'

4 of them: Go to the box at 5pm on firday, bring anytoys you would like to use, stand next to red door. Do Not enter the room until the door opens for you.

The other person: You have won!! Congrats ;) on Friday, go to the box at 4pm, go to the blue door at the back of the box and enter as soon as you can. Fill out the questionnaire, strip, and prepare ;)

That's right!!! I needlessly complicated pwp

Yeah so.

Might do a fic.

I dunno yet.