#birdsofsnow

Emily: you're a zombie

Emily: shit

Emily: i knew it

Emily: no wonder you don't have any feelings

Ash: No zombies are gross : (

Ash: I don't like zombies can I be something else

Emily: what do you want tobe

Ash: Ummmm

Emily: are you a vampire

Asher: Dave's room must smell really weird

Emily: .... ldjsghlkdfhklfdjhlj

Emily: LKJSDHGFLKDFHKLJFHKL

Emily: because dead things

Asher: I mean he's got all those dead things and the darkroom in the closet and like

Asher: Yeah!

Emily: mmm the delightful smell of formaldehyde

Emily: esp in texas heat

Asher: Right?

Emily: gross

Emily: omg

Emily: i never thought of that

Emily: i would barf everywhere

Emily: dave how do you live

Asher: Maybe he's like Latula and has no sense of smell

Asher: More reasons for them to get along

Emily: jfc

Emily: now i wish that were a real thing and that grimbark jade with her doggy senses had just totally keeled over on walking in there

Emily: or teleporting

Emily: you know what i mean

Asher: HAHA

Asher: Especially with the toilet in there too

Emily: LAKJFHLSADG

Emily: LKJDSHGKJFG CHRIST

Emily: LITERALLY

Emily: THE WORST SMELLING ROOM LIKE IN EXISTENCE

Emily: and dave is all nostalgic over it doesn't even notice

Emily: grimbark jade in a corner choking

Emily: that's it guys that's how we defeat grimbark