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Fake Text- Jasper mocking Emmett for his taste in TV shows.

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Tips for aspiring knitters? I have dreams of being the distributor of Cozy Socks in my friend group. Only trouble is I can't knit!
Just get started! I’d pick a simpler first project than socks -- I taught myself to knit on a Doctor Who scarf. I watched youtube videos, read articles on how to do different stitches, and looked at pictures of different projects on ravelry and pinterest.
I’ve been knitting for five or six years. It takes a little while to develop your own style, to know how to read patterns, to get your stitches even and make sure your tension is good.
Basically: practice, practice, practice. Don’t feel ashamed to rip stitches out -- I had to do that today on that N7 hat I’ve been working on. Start simple, work your way up. Try different techniques and different yarns to find what you enjoy the most.
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I’ve been dying to learn more about the paleo diet because I’m slowly easing into strength training. Def will bookmark this!
When getting into strength training, it’s more important to pay attention to your macros more than anything else. Paleo is a good way of eating for the most part, but it’s not the best when you need carbs (and you *do* need carbs when strength training). If you’re trying to lose weight while lifting weights (for example), Paleo will be a good choice for a little bit but not as a way of life. If you’re looking for long term, Primal might be better. I’m sorry to say, but you’re looking at a long time with chicken with broccoli and rice ;)
Also, if you ever want to chat fitness/diet/workout plans, I’m here for ya :D I may not be able to program a workout plan as efficiently as professional trainers, but I’d like to think I know my shit :D
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What’s important to keep in mind when starting Primal?
1) Do NOT look at it as a diet that is temporary. In order to make any lasting changes to your body, whether for weight-loss purposes or gaining strength, you need to look at the diet as a way of life. Which means you need to have built-in cheat days, cheat meals and ‘in case of x-y-z’. If you approach it as a diet, you will balloon back the moment you get off of it.
2) You WILL fall off the wagon. Changing your eating habits is super hard, esp. if your diet thus far has been shit. You need to remember to forgive yourself for those two slices of pizza on a Friday night or that beer at a holiday party. It’s more important to get back on immediately. We all fail. The difference is if you get back to it again or not.
3) PREP IS KEY. If you don’t have food handy, you WILL relapse to bad eating habits. If you cook food/have veggies handy/stock up, it’s less likely that you’ll fall of the wagon. Also, almonds as snack food are GREAT.
4) Make sure you empty your house of food that will tempt you. You can’t eat a bag of chips that you don’t have ;)

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RAGE ALERT: Seriously, fuck imprinting. I hate it. Loathe it. It's not romantic. There's nothing romantic about removing free will and making someone completely change their personality to suit a pre determined partner. That partner doesn't know you, they know a you that suits them. And for what? It's so unclear. Is it for next gen wolves? Or love? Who knows? It's fucking creepy and sad and my sons and daughter all deserved better. FUCK YOU SMEYER. FUCK YOU. God I am so pissed. FUCK. IMPRINTING
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Real talk fandom: what could plausibly make imprinting less cringey? Like, how could we tie up the loose ends SMeyer left hanging? I just need hope for my furry kids okay
Instead of the imprint forcing the wolf to cater to their every whim the imprint makes the wolf take a day off from patrol so they can go to a spa or something bc all wolves need to chill.
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V IMPORTANT FOLLOW UP QUESTION: what if Bella found her mate after she was changed?
She would be a happy vampire. Miss Isabella ‘flannel’ Swan is a bisexual girl that leans more towards women and had an attraction to supernatural creatures. I fully believe that the attraction she had to Edward and Jacob was some kind of supernatural charm that most humans felt.
Bella Swan is a bisexual.
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