#bink

fellas is it gay to be a big beetle man wrestling another big beetle man just grabbin' him and holdin' him close and throwin' him to the ground and also your wife and her new friend are watching

Welcome to Baldi’s Elapsed Basics !! A BBIEAL AU based off BBCR (although it has elements from BB+, so it’s not entirely accurate to either games)

Before we get into the AU, here’s some ground rules for the asks this blog receives:

NO explicit requests for NSFW, as I’m a minor. Dirty jokes with the adult characters are fine though.

Don’t be a bigot. Hateful words of any kind won’t be tolerated here.

M!As are allowed and encouraged !! As long as they follow the rest of the rules.

Don’t pressure me to update the blog, I get overwhelmed easily, I also might just go on long hiatuses at times cuz I have a ton of other projects, iykyk

Dubs are allowed !! But please credit the blog if u do dub it.

Please specify who you’re asking 🙏🙏

Annnnd some other basic(haha) info abt the AU to help with asks:

Baldi’s Basics In Education and Learning is an actual in universe game, though its origins are a mystery, and only one surviving copy exists, the one you have right now!

The only characters that are aware of the fact they’re in a game are Baldi, Principal, and Beans. (NULL, Badsum and Bladder count too, but NULL isn’t an actual in-game character, and Badsum and Bladder are extensions of Baldi’s own code, which is why they’re counted here.)

The year INSIDE the game is 1999, the year outside it is sometime in the early 2010s.

99 is a virus that’s infected the game and is the cause for a lot of it’s corruption. Also it uses it / she pronouns

The original developer is NOT mystman12 in-universe. Also she’s a woman

Okay time to finally get into the characters available for questions (NOTE that any questions for characters not listed here will be deleted.)

(PSST !! if u want a LITTLE more info on the following characters i suggest going here :3)

1 - The Faculty:

2 - The students:

3 - others:

[Psttt: since 99’s design is exclusive to the blog here’s a ref for her]

Finally, here’s some basic info about me:

My name is Alex !! And I use he / it pronouns. OOC posts will be tagged and written in purple.

While my main here is @10alexander01 I’m more active on other socials like Twitter or discord, that’s pretty much it.

ALSO the blog in chronological order can be read here (shoutout to @definitelynotabanana ur a real one 🗣️)

[Coughing baby sound effect]

These two.

Every time I look at this, the phrase “Goes ding ding when I walk” pops into my head. Idk what that’s supposed to mean honestly but it’s definitely positive.

60ft angelic fuck meets 50ft sweetheart :)

Here comes that crabby boy Bink!

noelle north

same voice actress

video-jem

princess calla and cubbi bear-gummi bears

tammy and bink-rescue rangers