#billophane

If I knew anything about music I would write a piano song in the style of Chicago that uses both the Mr Cellophane and Razzle Dazzle leitmotifs because that's basically how you make musical theater characters kiss each other

The thing about musical theater rarepairs is that if you don't have any content about them you can just play their songs one after the other on loop for hours and think about them so hard that stuff around your room starts levitating

Amos walking around all day very conscious of the fact that he smells like Billy's cologne and praying that nobody wonders why (none of his coworkers at the garage even notice, obviously)

Billy entertaining himself by just casually complimenting Amos and watching Amos try and figure out whether that was supposed to be a hidden insult or not. Or whatever