#billhadecr

#cutest baby in the whole galaxy

I have seen every episode of Forensic Files, which is a true crime show which is fantastic, there’s been about a billion of them, which means there’s been about a billion weird murders in the United States. And there’s a guy named Peter Thomas who narrates them and I will fall asleep watching the Forensic Files… I’m also single by the way!

I’m going home, man, I gotta go home. I mean, I might go to the HBO party but, you know... Last year I went to In-N-Out Burger and I went home and I watched “Ace In The Hole”, the Billy Wilder movie and it was awesome. And everybody was like, “WHERE ARE YOU?” and I was like, “I’m at home, watching TCM”. I am ninety years old.

I was a foundling. They raised me in the Fighting Corps. I was treated as one of their own. When I came of age, I was sworn to the Creed. The only record of my family name was in the registers of Mandalore.

you can love him, but you can’t keep him.

BILL HADER as RICHIE TOZIER - IT Chapter 2 (2019)

Bill Hader as Richie Tozier in It Chapter Two (2019), dir. Andrés Muschietti.