#bigfinc

wait who tf punched you??

but who put the bread on him

yikes what the hell.. what did it say?

sal!!! we can have someone from security help you out if you want, that’s what they’re there for!

1. ArmsSal’s got thin, noodly arms. The kind where in cartoons the arm would literally droop if he tried to flex. He actually does have a tiny bit of muscle- enough to carry around a mini-Splatling with enough ease -but it’s not much.In his nautilus appearance, they’re really smooth, but as a human he has a layer of soft fur. It’s rather thin though and thus hardly noticeable. Still, he’ll try to cover up when he can. That’s getting more difficult as the summer proceeds though.

2. LegsOn the other hand, he has a bit more leg muscle. Again, it’s not much, but he actually tends to walk around quite a bit since he started living in Inkopolis (since he no longer turfs, he tends to roam the city a bit).Much like his arms, he has fur covering his legs, but it actually gets a bit thicker there. His skin is still visible, but it’s fairer to say he has leg fur than leg hair.

3. ButtSal’s got a flat, bony ass covered in fur. 

11. Feet and handsHis hands and feet are all pretty thin (his fingers can meet around his wrist with ease) and it’s easy to feel his bones, which can get pretty creepy if someone doesn’t know he’s human. He’s also got light bits of fur on the back of his hand and the top of his feet, but it’s very thin.The strangest thing is that Sal has a sixth finger on his right hand right next to his pinkie, another birth defect of his. It’s fully functional, but it can make interacting with things kinda awkward and unfitting (keyboards, mice, etc.).

12. What is their favourite food?

Junior Mints! Also Matcha Green Tea pocky and Orange Creamsicles. If you mean savory, REAL food, then a good bowl of udon noodles or fried rice with chow mein.

13. What is their least favourite food?

Durians.  God to they hate Durians. They were pranked as a child with one, and they will literally not hold it in their conscience if they have to murder you because you’re trying to offer them Durians.

31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?

In order:

- yeah! they drink, they’re a social drinker, and a sometimes in the afterparty drinker.

-They’re a sobber when they’re drunk, or they’re a “i love you pal!” drunk when they’re wasted. Hungover they act like they didn’t sleep studying for midterms; big shades, bundled, cup of strong coffee in their hand, silent, and probably wanting to cry from the headache and nausea.