I might have the years mixed up but the story is true. My bro is 9 years older than me. I can tell you that it is true he admitted it all to me at Passover. My brother spent a long night comforting an entire hen party after Sam went home with someone else. The Legendary Limb is what they called him. Ask your sources. It was well known. My bro ran into him in NYC before Covid and Sam remembered him and bought him and my cousin a round. Very lovely guy.
Your brother talked to you about Sam's big dirk during Passover? You know you're going to hell, Anon. π JK π
Let's play a game. Two truths and a lie. Two truths: 1. Rumor IS that Sam does have a big π. 2. And it has been confirmed over and over by anyone that knows Sam that he IS a "very lovely guy." One lie: the rest of your story.
Sorry, Anon, but you're just making up shit...and should actually turn to writing fanficfion. There's a big audience for it in the Outlander fandom.
How do I know you're lying?
1. Sam lived in LONDON for years after he left Scotland. He didn't go back to Scotland until he started filming Outlander...and then he lived in Glasgow, not Edinburgh. Soooo, how could he be a "Thursday night regular" at a bar in Edinburgh, like you mentioned in your previous Ask? He couldn't.
2. Your BROTHER told you Sam was known as "The Legendary Limb?" Um, I hate to break it to you, but guys don't talk about each other's "limbs." I have lots of brothers and male cousins. There are certain guy rules, like you don't look over at the dude next to you in the urinal...and you don't talk about other guys' d*cks. You should have said your "sister" told you this and maybe I would have bought it.
3. You said to ask my sources. Well my sources said when Sam was younger, he was shy, didn't date much because he was laser focused on getting acting gigs and going to the gym. At no point, has any source painted him in his younger years as a lothario who left a bunch of hens crying because he went home with some other chick.
4. Both your Asks have way too many unnecessary details--a telltale sign of lying. The truth is simple and straightforward...and doesn't feel the need to add details, you should have especially left out the Passover mention. Dead giveaway that this is all fantasy. Who talks about Scottish cock at Passover FFS? π€
Are you sure you're not talking about Gerry Butler? Now HE I could believe this about.
Can't wait for your third installment of the Sam faux saga. Oh, I know, you "forgot" to mention your brother is gay and that's why he was mentioning Sam's ginormous limb?! π€π
I'll be waaaiiiiting...π
