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Welcome to big drama night.  Supposedly, all will be revealed tonight as to why the feeds were down ALL weekend and why Emmett is no longer HOH.  Well, the official version anyway.  I still have my conspiracy theory.  Before we get to Big Brother’s version, we have that other issue to discuss.  Yes, my drink of choice for the evening.  Tonight’s adult beverage is dedicated to the new HOH: it is called Glitter and Trash – much like his HOH room.  For this drink, grab a highball glass, fill it with ice, add 1.5 oz gin, add a splash of vodka, and top it off with Sprite.  Be careful, you will start out feeling all beautiful, but this drink will put you in the gutter very quickly.  You have been warned.  Okay, on with the recap.

  Picking up from Thursday night, Emmett is the new HOH and Tom is way too happy about it.  We get the usual plethora of DRs, but the highlight was Liza: she thinks that the only person liked even less in the house than Suzette is AJ (sorry honey, but nope, that would be you and Tom) and she thinks that Emmett is controlling the game and she can’t control Emmett (honey, time to wake up, the wheels are falling off and you are not actually controlling anyone)

  To add further to Liza’s demise, Emmett tells Tom that Liza was planning to take him (Emmett) out.  Tom acts mad, but seeing how he is shacking up Liza, who really knows.  But, let’ play along.  Upon hearing this, Tom is mad.  Tom claims that he is playing a clean game.  He has never lied to Liza.  Come on Tom, really?  Isn’t there that Quarto alliance thing that you never told her about?  And there was also that one time at McDonald’s, where you smeared the McLobster paste all over your…umm…how about we save that for another blog, okay? Thanks.  Point being Tom, yes, you have lied to her.  Stop playing the victim.  You are not good at it.

  Oh hell, it’s the HOH room crap thing.  I hate this segment.  Fine. Whatever. Let me take a drink before we get to it.  Okay. I feel better.  Moving on.  Emmett’s HOH room run down: Chocolate milk from home.  Moo cow.  Photos from home. More cows.  Letter from home.  Boo freaking hoo.  Highlight from letter: Bros and cows sending you lots of moo’s; stay away from the showmance; and remember that there are cameras everywhere.  Synopsis of the letter: the cows miss you and stop having sex on TV.  Emmett’s response: kicks everyone but Jillian out of the HOH room and starts making out with Jillian.  Moo. 

  Filler time.  There is a knock at the door.  A Leprechaun appears along with several other St. Paddy Day cladded individuals.  It’s a St. Patrick’s Day parade!!! Erin Go Bragh Y’all.  After the parade, Topaz loses her brain and tells everyone that everything they saw will probably be questions that they will be asked in the next comp.  Ya think?  Idiot.   

  Finally.  Here we go.  Time for the big time drama that BB promised us.  BB calls everyone into the living room and announces that after reviewing the HOH comp video, there were four HGs that broke the rules of the game by carrying balls in their hands. (Hehehe…balls…hands…yes, I am about 3 years old mentally)  The four rule violators were Talla, Jillian, Alec, and Emmett.  BB decided to throw out the HOH comp and have the HaveNot comp as the new HOH comp.  Emmett is no longer HOH. And to make things worse, the four rule violators are the HaveNots for the week and they cannot compete for the HOH. Geez Big Brother, that’s a little harsh.  I don’t have a problem playing the HOH over and also making them the HNs for the week, but to not let them play…come on BB.  That is a bit much.

  To help us understand what just happen, we have Peter in DR.  From what I could understand, Peter basically said: SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM.

  The HN comp that turned into the HOH comp was called “Forget That” or “Remember That” or was it “To Hell With That”?  Whatever BB decided to call it, it was a St. Patrick’s Theme “true and false” question comp about the St. Patrick’s Day parade that Topaz ruined for herself earlier.  Best part of this comp was that Tom had to dress up as a Leprechaun.  Too funny.  Fast Forward…Gary wins.  Gary is the new HOH.  Not saying that Gary was loud about it, but let’s just say that everyone three Provinces over knew about his victory.  Glitter for everyone. 

  Are you kidding me? Two HOH room reveals in one episode?  Kill me now.  Another letter. More Boo Hoos. More Boas.  A glitter covered stuffed animal.  Moving on.

  What happened next was a shock to us all: Gary grew a brain.  Who knew that he actually had one?  What Gary did was probably the smartest move that I have seen in the house yet: he talked to EVERYONE.  Separately.  One on one.  He asked one simple question: what’s going on in the house?  And everyone told him.  He was able to gain enough information to figure out who the two least liked people are in the house so that he could put them up with the least amount of repercussion upon him. Brilliant.  I am still not a fan, but you are growing on me.  Oy vey.  I need a drink. 

  Next up is where we get to see everyone panicking about not wanting to be put on the block.

  Tom in the DR - he does not think that Gary will put him up.  Tom and Liza in the hammock – he won’t put us up – I saved him last week.  Tom to Emmett – he won’t put us up.  Tom to Alec and Peter: I saved him last week, he won’t put me up.  Tom to the brick wall – he won’t put me up.  (Umm…you put him up last week, Tom.  He would not have had to be saved if you had not put him up.  Do you really think he is not going to come after you?  Dumbass) Also, Big Brother, can you make it a little less obvious as to who is going on the block? You are looking mighty good for a repeat of the Jackass award.

  Time for the Nomination Ceremony.  As Gary was standing alone staring at the photo wall, Gary says that all of the little people in the house are getting bullied.  What? I do believe that Tom took you off the block.  Granted, he put you on the block, but he also took you off.  How is that bulling you? Whatever. As expected, if you have been watching the feeds, Gary nominates Liza and Tom.  His reasons (you will love this): Tom – my target is Liza because she is social.  I will win POV and take you off the block (irony anyone?).  Liza - you are a strong social player.  Umm...what exactly are you, Gary?  With all of this glitter throwing and finger nail painting parties, are you not the social Queen?  Yeah, she is a social dominating force.   Of course, this is followed by the usually DR threats: Liza – I didn’t trust Gary.  He is going down.  Tom – I will kill all you bitches.

  Well, that is all for tonight.  Big Brother promises lots of drama and action this Thursday with the “Live Double Eviction” that is not so “live”. Can’t wait.