Just some really funny shit I found while on the incorrect quotes generator-
Big Mama: What did Lou Jitsu do this time? 
Draxum: More like WHO did Lou Jitsu do this time?
Lou Jitsu: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? 
Big Mama: What’s up your ass this morning! 
Draxum: *walks in* ...Hey. 
Big Mama: Hmm… nevermind. 
Lou Jitsu: WAIT NO!
Draxum: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. 
Lou Jitsu: I’m “a couple of things”. 
Big Mama: I’m “got distracted”.
Draxum: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. 
Big Mama, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. 
Lou Jitsu: Wow, Draxum was late too! What a coincidence!
Big Mama: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! 
Lou Jitsu, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. 
Draxum, deadpanning at Lou Jitsu: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Big Mama: When I was married, you know what Draxum often said to me? 
Lou Jitsu: Please stop sleeping with other people?
Lou Jitsu: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. 
Draxum: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win! 
*later* 
Lou Jitsu:He's probably just staring at my ass, isn't he?
Big Mama: Yeah, probably.
