i have thought about this for So Long. there are so many options that would please me. however, after months of consideration, here are the top things that would be purely for my id:

bhol is the werewolf. low-hanging fruit. i want to see how this man whose defining character archetype (imho) is Dog plays a man who IS a dog. i'm open to it either being an amnesia situation, where he doesn't realize he's a werewolf (ala jack nicholson in wolf except, y'know, good), or him being a stealth werewolf (ala the version of the cursed that lives in my head, where mcbride is a wolf looking for a pack and that's why he adopts the kids at the end). bhol does a lot of ticks and quirks with his mouth and i wanna see how he translates that into this role.

the genre is horror. again, it can be low-grade, unsettling horror or full on gore fest. i just think bhol would be so good in a horror movie. he did the corinthian! (we don't talk about s2) also horror is one of my favorite genres and we are prioritizing horse's id here.

any romance is fucked up. ideally there's no romantic love interest, but if there is, that shit better be dubious. no cheesy "true love tamed the beast," this has to be a full commitment to the horror genre where love CAN do miracles but only within the bizarre and sometimes arbitrary rules set at the beginning. loopholes are allowed but no fairy tales!

the werewolf is a WOLF, and not in an omegaverse sense, let's get an animal behaviorist on board. but also while i'm not opposed to the werewolf as A Metaphor...we are not gonna make the simplified monster=evil parallel here, we are going to be thoughtful, we are going to engage with what the category of "monster" is doing.

lmao this is hilarious. okay.

the corinthian: i'm not convinced the Corinthian can/does feel shame. honestly it's not even a kink, he's just embarrassed he went to his knees that fast when Dream came to unmake him the first time.

donald pierce: every single kink this man has is (in his opinion) embarrassing. bondage. (done right - i think it could easily stomp on some triggers but some cuffs and collar action, maybe some shibari? the artfulness/making him into art would be erotic.) feminization. 24/7 TPE. orgasm denial. praise kink. i don't think he would admit any of these, they'd either have to be forced upon him or sussed out by his partner reading between the lines. also he'd complain/balk/protest the entire time. meanwhile, what he SHOULD be more ashamed of is his music taste.

ty shaw: once again, don't know if Ty feels shame. he seems pretty at ease with himself and his choices. maaaaybe dub-con or non-con shit: he knows the etiquette and he cares a lot about consent when it's other people. unfortunately getting shoved/hit/forced gives him a raging boner. he justifies this to himself as, "isn't it *technically* consensual if you know it's a turn on?" no, Ty, and you know it's not.

quinn mckenna: "why does nebraska call you babygirl" / "how about we shut up for a bit." <- what came to mind IMMEDIATELY. anything where quinn is made to feel soft/cared for. lowkey when he and his wife were together, he'd be pathetic when he had a cold because she made him soup. (meanwhile, when he actually had like, walking pneumonia, he ignored it until she made him go to the ER because he thought he was being a wuss.)

clement mansell: also doesn't feel shame. clearly.