#joe walker

Why am I the only one who sees things as they are?

Commander Up telling Bug that his entire dick and balls were sliced clean off when Optimus Prime took a buzz saw to slice his body "like hot dog-style, not hamburger" is still one of the funniest fucking sequences to exist in a Starkid production hands down.

The leg bouncing. The butterfly nose kiss. The uncontrolled rasp in Up's voice as he cries into Bug's shoulder.

Absolutely poetic theater. A masterclass in the use of dramatic dialogue for comedic purposes. One for the history books.

Please please please continue to support this show and keep an eye out for all future projects coming our way and in the meantime supporting everyone’s independent projects. With improv, stage shows & a host of other solo work galore (inc. newsletters, patrons, streaming, social media projects. )

Stretch Goal (because we know we love them): Let’s get them to 900k bby!!!!! If y’all couldn’t tell I’m absolutely a woman on a mission gosh darn it! And the goal going into this new year helping to make Starkid the best it’s ever been (and that’s a huge bar they’ve set themselves but they’re the ones who continue to up their game) and having such a solid and consistent audience helps so much with making what they do feasible so please make sure you’re subbed and keeping an eye out.

I love Joe Walker in literally any role, and Umbridge is one of my favorites!

A Very Potter Musical is my comfort and childhood.