#bhawks!

okay no, but amy, the thing is patrick “peekaboo” kane ISN’T A BABE. he isn’t and he’s the worst kind of human, because he’s kind of bro-douchey in that way where he’s not even a bro where all the other bros think he’s a bro, they just kind of exasperate at his general existence and pat him on the head and call him “little man” because he’s a little kane trying to make it in a bro eat bro world and he grows these fucking awful mullets to be edgy and mainly because you can’t see his playoff beard when he grows it because he isn’t manly enough for it. tl;dr there are no reasons as to why patrick kane is babe except for how badly i wanna bang him when he chews on his mouth guard or touches his tongue to his top lip or SMIRKS ok i’m done

okay i'm done after that snooki video jesus CHRIST

listen asshole, who said you could be funny

motherfucker.