#bfu postmortem

Hello friends! :) I’ve revamped my Buzzfeed Unsolved playlist and converted it to a Ghost Files playlist, inspired by the show’s vibes and songs I find fitting to the boys and their adventures :)

It’s the final season of BuzzFeed Unsolved. You’re watching the Postmortem for the newest episode. It’s bittersweet; the beginning of the end.

So you watch, reveling in the banter, taking in everything you can.

The episode begins to come to a close, Ryan and Shane reading off the last question for the episode and answering swiftly. Soon enough, Ryan leans forward and starts, “That does it for this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved Postmortem,” and continues on with their usual outro.

And as soon as he’s done, it’s silent.

They sit there for a bit in the silence, and you wonder, what happened? Why hasn’t the end screen appeared? What on Earth is going on?

Ryan turns to Shane as if he’s about to say something, though he stops immediately as a smirk slowly begins to pull across Shane’s lips. Your heart starts to pick up as you watch Ryan’s face drop.

“Oh God, oh no,” Ryan starts, to which Shane nods his head slowly, eyes a mixture of mischief and excitement.

“Oh yes,” Shane replies, then quickly brings his phone up and starts to mess around, Ryan mumbling incoherent musings of displeasure as he does so.

Your heart is beating faster now and you think you might break out into a sweat, nerves alight.

They couldn’t possibly mean…

Shane shifts, clearing his throat loudly, deliberately putting on a spectacle as he throws one last smirk at Ryan before looking dead into the camera.

“Our weekly Q and A concluded, I now welcome you to the part of the show we call…” and he leans forward, closer, and you feel like he’s speaking directly to you.

“The Hot Daga.”

Shane in the first picture: 🤬🔪💀

cinematic parallels