#bfsmp lukey

"WHO HURT MY BROTHER?"

"did- did anyone else hear that..?" "Please leave my brother alone, noblemen, he knows not how to act in proper company"

"You're scaring me brother– no, no, trust trust– okay, I trust. You have my trust"

"We're the ying and yang"

"Why are you throwing tomatoes to– hey! That's my boy! That's my boy! Y'all haters!

"You brought TNT and I brought food and– You brought carrots and I brought TNT this really shows our type–"

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HERE– QUEEN– YOU CAN'T LEAVE US" "It's okay, it's okay tubbo, it's okay, I have a plan for us it'll be okay."

"It's gonna be a long one thousand years..." "It'll be a long one thousand years... but hey! We've endured worse, it'll be okay, I'm sure!"

"It's getting dark... brother, I can't see anything– it's okay. What are you holding... what is this?! We have an out."

hey. hi. hello. this is his 3rd time getting imprisoned for a stupid amount of time

imprisoned by the Kingdom for experimenting with sculk for an undefined amount of time, likely at least a few decades

in a lab test tube for. likely hundreds of millions of years.

imprisoned with tubbo for 1000 years (light work lowkey)

so. of course he wanted to protect tubbo from that. they aren't brothers, not really, but tubbo is the one who got him out of the null. into cobblemon, for better or worse.

1000 years isn't that long, not really. he can give away his ticket out to tubbo, he owes him that much and more.

its not as dark in the dungeon, and people still remember he's there, at least for now.

lukey is older trauma/personality-wise, tubbo is older having-been-to-more-worlds/allows-lukey-to-do-so-much wise. they both think of themselves as the older brother mentor figure

lukey is very much the Ominous one out of the two tubbo is in-your-face chaotic and threatening lukey is BIG on suddenly switching to his Real Voice and smiling like a porcelain doll, tubbo prefers slasher chase-down "freddy's ready"

also! bf!lukey deserves to be tall. as a treat. obv its stilts but he should get to loom over people (+ he kept getting stretched and shrunk). tubbo is shorter but way more confident in a way that means nobody really notices

tubbo is a hyena but lukey is a vulture. you KNOW his ass is doing the creepy head-tilt bird thing vs tubbo hyena-laughing

fun fact bearded vultures (above) don't actually scavenge for meat but instead prefer to eat bones (only species to do so)

also. yeah. all the fading in-and-out of existence lukey did with marco polo + tubbo infinitely freddy-ready-ing people? they are SO eldritch horror here

long story short: they're this