Hikusa x BFC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ extra points if you make me choke my drink
oh no what if I can't make you choke
what then hikusa
WHAT THEN
BFC is the waifu but his/her sandwiches are way worse than Hikusa's
They have horrible sleep schedules they never sleep at the same time
Hikusa brings over her loud tsundere of a not!boyfriend sometimes who BFC is scared of for some weird reason even though he is as harmless as  a shoe
Hikusa tops
BFC writes "Boss" on everything that belongs to him/her and sometimes when Hikusa wakes up there's "Boss" written all over her face too but no one knows what does that mean and then everyone just thinks it's because BFC wants a real face like hikusa's and then hikusa just draws more doodles on her face
BFC is a futanari shut up this is my headcanon forever
Sometimes hikusa uses all those ants she killed to feed birds or something and BFC gets flustered because anons keep telling him/her about bird porn
BFC also secretly wants all the boobs but hikusa has no boobs and then BFC creys in a corner
