MORE INCORRECT QUOTES FROM TEAM SAPPHIC
Saw: Two brooooos! Gaty: Chillin' in a hot tub! Saw: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Gaty: Saw: Gaty: *tearing up* Saw: Babe, c'mon... Gaty: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Gaty: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Saw: It was me... Gaty: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Gaty: Saw, we all pitched in and got you a leash.
Saw: What? What makes you think I need one of those?
Book, Lollipop and Taco: We lost you in the aisles of fucking 7/11.
Taco: *chokes on something* Lollipop: Jeez, Taco, don't die on us. Taco: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
*Gaty is casually searching around the room* Lollipop: Hey Gaty, what’re you looking for? Gaty: My will to live. *Saw walks into the room* Gaty: Oh, there it is.
Lollipop: Truth or dare? Saw: Dare. Lollipop: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Saw: Hey Taco? Taco, blushing: Yeah? Saw: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Gaty.
Book: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Lollipop, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
Gaty: What's gone wrong, Saw? Saw: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Gaty: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Saw: Well... There’s a crisis.











