#bfar

Yo chat I have a swap AU idea: Swap them by alphabetical order.

I have multiple variations of this AU idea. I’m gonna be using Gaty as demonstration to how it works.

The first one only swaps them by alphabetical placement in their own BFB team. So Gaty, in this case, swaps with Saw due to her being Gaty’s alphabetical opposite in *8 names at once*. (I call this one the Teamline)

The second swaps them by alphabetical order through BFDI. So, here, Gaty would be swapped with Loser. Disclaimer: The only character that doesn’t swap with anyone else in this AU is Pool Noodle. (BFDLine)

The third isn’t really by alphabetical order, but by their Teamline counterpart’s BFDLine counterpart (Alternate Teamline) or vice-versa (Alternate BFDLine). Since Gaty’s Teamline counterpart, Saw, swaps with Bracelety in the BFDLine, she swaps with her in the Alternate Teamline. On the other hand, Gaty’s BFDLine counterpart, Loser, swaps with Coiny in the Teamline, so she swaps with him in the Alternate BFDLine.

The fourth is like the BFDLine, but it includes the debuters (except for Evil Leafy), Profily and the BFDI Mini spin-off. Normally, Gaty would swap with Loser, but with them included, she swaps with Nickel instead. (Megaline)

The fifth is the BFDLine with the Megaline (Alteralternate BFDLine) and vice-versa (Alternate Megaline). Gaty’s BFDLine counterpart, Loser, swaps with Selfie Dog (I am NOT typin allat), she swaps with him in the Alteralternate BFDLine. However, because Gaty’s Megaline counterpart, Nickel, swaps with Firey in the BFDLine, she swaps with him in the Alternate Megaline.

The Megaline and BFDLine are the ones I’ll be working more on, because they’re slightly better and more random than the others.

I call this collection of AUs “Battle For Atbash Rhozmw“. Atbash is the cypher that swaps letters by alphabetical order, and Rhozmw is “Island“ in that cypher.

Note that if a character’s counterpart is the same in two AUs, the corresponding alternate AUs will have the character be themself. For example, since Football Player and Orange Surfboard swap with each other in both the BFDLine and Megaline, the Alteralternate BFDLine and Alternate Megaline has the both of them stay the same.

Note that this does not include BFDIE, and therefore it's considered non-canon in these AUs. (I'm too lazy to include it sorry)

Alteralternate Teamline and Alteralternate Megaline maybe coming soon? Who knows for sure.

My son is still nursing in the evenings and while I’m home with him on the weekends and the day I work from home. I’ve cut out pumping at home for awhile now and I’ve been gradually dropping the work pumping sessions for a couple months now.

Are killing me!

We cosleep and I feel like my son is up the entire night nursing. He is 11 months now and I am not sure how to ween him from this habit. Going into this tax season already as a sleepless zombie is not going to be fun.

Gpoyw pumping edition

I actually think we a jumping around these phases. Some days when he’s nursing he will pull off and look at me, or put his hand in my face just to make sure I’m looking at him.

I think right now we are juggling #9 and #10. He’s attached to my boob most of the night. It’s hard for me to get ready for work in the morning because he will continue nursing when I should be getting up to shower. I’ve been late a few times the past couple weeks.

His new thing is digging into my shirt to get out my boob. He prefers the right side, but the left side is the producer. Once he decides he’s good with the right, he’s reaching in to get the left one.