#bezlblabs

i am pleasantly shocked that kung pow penis has not yet managed to breach tumblr containment. kung pOUR penis ❤️

if i see one more queer ship tiktok edit with a taylor swift song im gonna lose my mind. Ah Yes, Here’s A Highlight Reel Of The Most Offensively Blatant Queerbaiting You’ve Ever Seen On TV, Presented To You By Your Host, Straightie Mc-Straight Girl!

the mcu’s kinda like bloody mary where if u whisper a ship name 3 times they give one of em a random wife and kids and then they kill off the other. we HAVE to be more normal about sam and bucky

going to a marvel trivia night tn. quick how do i disguise that the only facts I know stem from my deep obsession with seeing sam wilson and bucky barnes make out.

I need to keep better track of my extended metaphors…

klance tag blowing up in the year of our lord 2026 but bc everyones using it to complain about fuckin byler is kind of hilarious. like pulling a long-dead horse from its weary grave to show the recently deceased how to better receive its flogging.

superhero team member whos on their learners license. volunteering to be the getaway driver so they can get their hours up. pulling out their logbook after a high-speed chase and begging their injured team member to sign off as the supervising driver.