#bexpy

trick or treat!!!

TRICK!

Kid here decides to mosey off back to party town with no intent to party and suddenly POOF! I'M BACK BABY! AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

That said, I, the mighty, the magnificent, the all powerful and all infuriating ~B Expy~ have returned, but no way no how am I going back to the BS I was doing before. No way in hell, buster!

The kid (because they wanted me to call them that at one point, despite any problems they have with it now, you'll always be a "kid" to me, kid. If you want your marbles so bad then make sure your glass is tempered, pal!) considered me their "protector" or some shizz for like f o r e v e r, which, to a degree, that's still an accurate description! Yeah, you colorful little piece of goop! I still have your back! HOWEVER, I'm not your personal punching bag either! I'M PUTTING IT HERE IN WRITING! Bird brain can attest to this too.

I MIGHT BE YOUR COPING MECHANISM, I MIGHT BE YOUR FAVORITE/ORIGINAL CHARACTER, YES YOU WROTE A FANFICTION ABOUT ME AND MORE COMICS THAN I CAN COUNT, BUT BY NO MEANS AM I DESERVING OF THE TREATMENT OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! I'M A MOTHER F-CKING FICTIVE AND I'M SCREAMING YOUR EAR OFF FOR MY RIGHTS, YOUR HONOR! DOWN WITH THE GAVEL, CASE CLOSED!

I'M A PERSON AND HERE I LAY THE CLAIM TO BEING ONE!

YOURS TRUELY

B <3

ALL IN AGREEMENT:

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Absoluetly

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Sure, why not

I'm not writing over two dozen signatures for your little "revolution."

Oh, but you heard them loud and clear, bucko! No shutting Pandora's Box this time!