Just a silly little guy!

submission by @betterdonutg

Bob: Ehhhh, kinda? I've never played a mario game, honestly. Baby Diva: You've NEVER played a mario game? Seriously. You. Bob "Makes His Own Gamer T-Shirts About How He Would Marry The Enderman If They Were Real Because He's That Much Of A Gamer" Headrush Towers!? Bob: I mean whats the point!? It's some Italian guy doing parkour and going "yahoo yayayayayayaya!!!" It's all the same, Bee-Dee!!! Baby Diva: Fair. Bob: PAPER MARIO AND Mario And Luigi, on the other hand- there's a set of games!!! Yes, EVEN the Origami King AND Sticker Star, and Prince Peasley is a fruit, I will DIE on this hill. Milian: Bob, you utter dumbass, everyone knows beans are legumes- Baby Diva: Hold up, Paper Mario AND Mario and Luigi ARE Mario games. Bob: They're spin-offs!!! It's a whole other ballpark, Bee-Dee!! Baby Diva: ...It's Paper MARIO. The Paper MARIO franchise. And MARIO and Luigi. Yknow. The games where you play as MARIO... and Luigi. Bob: ...Oh. - [REDACTED]: -and it's like, he LOVES her, like, a LOT- and he was just like, in so much despair and stuff because he thought that was it!!! Like, he had looked EVERYWHERE for her, and like, he couldn't find her! HE EVEN WENT TO THE UNDERWEAR AND OVERTHERE, DUDE. AND BLUMIERE COULDN'T EVEN FIND HER THERE. Like DUDE I would be super messed up about that too-!!! Guess: I lost you the second you mentioned the giant chameleon who's also a nerd, but yknow what, I like your funny words, magic man! - Gene: Oh, Mario...? I only really watch the cartoons... and the movie with Todd- Todd: he needs emotional support over how weird "toad" looks. Gene: I can't believe a movie with the hit classic Everybody Walk The Dinosaur also has... (shivers) that in it. But- speaking of my friend Todd, he really loves Mario! He even does Mario 64 speed runs on uhhh... twitch. Todd: yep. hahaha funny mario go yahooyyayayayayayayyayayayaayWAAAAAA- - Dandelion: Mario Galaxy is the BEST GAME EVERRRRRRRRRR!!! It’s SUPER inaccurate about space, I hate catching those bunny rabbits, the plants are SUPER cool, love the fact that Bowser can crush you, killing an Italian instantly!! ANDDDD if I HAD to honest, if I was straight and she was straight, I would marry Rosalina on the spot. But I’m not straight, sooooooo... best game ever, would feed it all of my ravioli sauce!!! - Bonnie: Wait, what do you MEAN Mario and Luigi weren't invented by Vinny from Vinesauce???!

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yeah that’s fine!! Thank you for asking though :]!!