Being Gojo Satoru's best friend
Being Gojo Satoru's best friend, fluff, a bit of angst. Gender-neutral/they, them pronouns are used. Correct me for any slip-ups I’m trying to write to include everyone.
This is in an AU where Kento Namani is married. I have headcanons about it. I want to build off of the AU that I created. Also, this Y/N is ACE.
-Being the world's most annoying man's best friend would be matching his energy. You're probably worse in the sarcastic department that only Gojo can tell if you're being sarcstic.
-You and Gojo love to mess around with Namani and his partner. Namani's partner doesn't mind and likes to hang out with you. You are one of the few sorcerers that doesn’t care that they are a non-sorcerer Namani found love, and thats all that matters; you thought the man would die alone with a bottle next to him.
- You and Gojo never talk about Geto. They always bumped heads, and when Geto left, he asked you to go with him.
“Come with me, Y/N.” Geto reached out a hand. You starred at it as if it was a bear trap. “I can't leave him.” Geto sighed and took his hand back. “of course, what was I thinking. It was never the three of us. It was always you and Satoru. He can survive without you know.” “I know; say goodbye to him before you leave. You two have a strong bound.” He just walked away and never looked back.
-Gojo is always busy. It’s a known fact, and sometimes he tricks you into taking over his students and teaching them something. You wouldn’t mind usually, but it was the fact that he tricked you is what pissed you off. Gojo makes time for his best friend at the end of the day. Via brings you to take out or your favorite drink.
“Do you think that mochi would make up for the fact you give your students and me your mission!” You hissed and took the box out of his hands and locked the door. “Y/N let me innnnn I’m sorry.” Gojo cried out, “You live here! Get your key.” You said as you enjoyed the fresh-made Mochi “, I dropped it, hehe.” “Guess who’s sleeping outside!” You hissed, still mad that he gave you grub work and babysitting. “I have your favorite movie.”
-Gojo sleeps around, and you couldn’t care less with who as long It’s not in the apartment during your home. Another thing Gojo values is your friendship, and if a girl doesn't like you, thennnnn…
“Bye, Gojo. I should be back at around five. Oh, and in case he didn’t tell you, there are dinks in the fridge, and you are welcome to have anything in there. And I’m out.” You said, however, your clingy roommate stopped you. “Wait, who’s the person?” Gojo said, thinking you were going out on a date, “I’m going out with Namani's spouse.” He finally lets you go after some back and forth. He finally lets you go, but you already have a few minutes late and missed the bus. “I swear to god when I come back home, your dead!” He just laughs, “you love me!” Gojo laughs out and goes back to hugging his recent fling “can you stop saying that you love them.” she scoffed and rolled her eyes. “Excuse me, what?” Gojo asked with a blank face. “They like you back. And they are so annoying, always trying to get in our way. They could have left without saying anything. “Get out…” Gojo said softly. “What?” Gojo stood up with his hands into a fist. “I said get out! If you don’t respect my best friend, then you don’t respect me at all! Get out!” She got up and started to yell back, “I know you repeated time and time that she has no romantic or sexual attraction to you, but I think that sexuality is fake!” She hissed, then Gojo opend the door to let her out. “Their sexuality is valid. They are vaild. Now get out!”
-Random movie nights are the best nights. It’s just like your kids once again, no training, no stress, just a movie and commentary.
“You idiot, don’t go in… and he went inside.” You said, upset that your favorite charter just died, “thats somthing you would do, though.” Gojo remarked. “I would never let a zombi kill me like that.” “Yes, you would.” and this discussion would go on and on until one of you fell asleep.
-Now, what frustrates you the most is the fact you can never be as strong as him. One time you nearly trained for 48 hours, and Gojo was pretty pissed at you. He returned from a mission and saw you shaking, and your punches started to slow down.
Gojo asked Namani, “How long have they been at it?” “They were still mad that they lost miserably to you,” Namani said with a hint of guilt. “And why didn’t you stop them?” Gojo questioned, “I tried, but they ended up giving me a black eye on accident.” He pointed to his left eye. “Bet that was fun to explain to your spouse,” Gojo responded and saw you collapse and ran to your aid.
He didn’t scold you. He just cared for you to the medical bay.
-Your relationship with Gojo is a long story. Let’s just say you were an outcast, and Gojo was the only one who believed in you, and you felt the need to be by his side just as friends, nothing more and nothing less. He’s like your annoying brother, and Gojo, well, he likes you for many reasons is you are a challenge for him no matter how much he beats you. Gojo knows one day you’ll surpass him.
