Jun 21
guys I think my cat is scared of my massage chair…..
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guys I think my cat is scared of my massage chair…..
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Algorithm
The Tumblr algorithm is mad. In the general feed, I see lots of interesting stuff: photography, art, writing things. Obviously interspersed with porn bots because of course it is.
Suddenly it's all, "Hey, how about some teenage girls? Look! This one says she likes older men! That's you!"
No thank you. On so many levels, no. Pop some clothes on, study hard, and make yourselves lives worth living. Any older men interested in this stuff should take a long hard look at themselves before smashing themselves repeatedly in the face with a brick until they stop twitching.
Cue relentless selecting of "not interested in this blog"
It settles for a bit, presumably trying to think of something else and eventually coming up with ... Gay men!
Again, no thank you. Please stop. No offence to gay men, I'm just not interested and I'm sure the feeling would be mutual. You do you, that's all grand. I'm all in support of LGBTQ rights, including your right to post mostly tasteful photos of yourselves here. Go for your lives. Be happy.
A short while later... CATS!
I mean, yeah, ok. Cats are cool. And silly. And cute. I'll let it go for a bit.
But no. The algorithm has other ideas.
"I've found these hot teenage girls for you. Like, PWOAR!! Look, I know you said you didn't like the other ones, but maybe..."
NO! JUST FUCK OFF.
Show me more cats.
Cats cats cats 🐈 want more on my feed.
They're listening to this.
This is the cat that was on the Harry Potter card. It’s a combination of the two kittens below which was on my actual card. Crazy thing is today I went to church and there was a woman near me who looked like my former bestie. Absolutely insane!!! I do not believe in coincidences.
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*another cat rubs against her other leg* mrrrrow ow!
You brought a friend too! How lovely... my hands are already full of one cat though.
Cats and More Cats by an 11-year-old girl in 1960
International Collection of Child Art