#bertoto

Que cojones: Mikassa

Acho, cabron: Eren

diÁblo : Hange

Que es la que: Connie

Vaia, mami: Jean

Que clase ‘e hambre: Sasha

Mano, envelda: Armin

Me cago en @#&*(@$@$ or Puñeta: Levi

Que crica: Reiner

La crica mia: ymir

Me clavaron: Bertoto

I wanted to know if I could have a yandere AOT match up too ? A male one if possible ?

I'm a girl and go by she/her.

I'm an INTJ, thus I'm very intuitive, analytical, passionate and ambitious. But I'm also very curious, creative, open minded and have a very strong moral backbone and am very honest.

I often come off as cold and arrogant but I'm really just anxious and find it hard to approach people. I prefer to keep a very close group of friends and find it hard to trust people. But once I consider you a loved one I am very loyal, caring (in subtle ways) and protective.

But on a less positive note I am very sarcastic, anxious, kind of stubborn and I can be manipulative too (although I keep a very tight leash on myself to be a good person). I also dislike being wrong.

Finally when it comes to my likes and passions I love writing, reading and ballet. But I'm also a very avid learner and get every chance I get to learn something new. My favourite subjects are philosophy, mythology, history and criminology though.

Thank you so so much and have a nice day ! Take your time :)

Hi!! First off, thank you so much ur too kind! You remind me a little of Annie in your description, (a little more creative minded than her though) so I think you'd be a great match for Bertholdt!

Yandere Attack on Titan Matchup

Warnings: Kidnapping, yandere, stalking, AOT s2 spoilers

Bertholdt first becomes curious about you right as you both join the scouts. Maybe he notices you’re alone after initiation, and glancing at the people who pass by. He won’t talk to you, not until maybe weeks have gone by, but that’s when he starts watching you. The thing about Bertholdt is that he also has a lot of social anxiety, and struggles to find the right words for what he wants to say. He finds it much easier to be a stalker (he won’t think he’s stalking you, he’ll likely twist it into ‘looking out for you’) instead of directly trying to get to know you. He’ll pick up on everything you like, he’ll steal you pieces of writing and read them, and pick up on other people talking to you. During this period, he eventually falls fro you, and becomes even more obsessed with you than before. 

It’s more likely that you approach him before he comes to you. Maybe it’s just a question about the latest mission, or asking him what’s for dinner, but that conversation will make him much more confident in talking to you. You’ll begin to notice that Bertholdt will talk to you much more (probably still small talk) and stay closer to you on missions. The conversations will become more personal, and maybe you become friends with him. He’ll even tell Reiner about you (in his own little way, not about what he feels for you, of course) and he’ll be like “Oh, have you seen Y/N? She’s pretty good with the ODM gear, I’ve been talking to her about it.” 

As a yandere, Bertholdt won’t be able to come to terms with his feelings about you, and will feel guilty for liking you. He’s decently self aware, and he knows he’s a bad person. But seeing you just makes him feel so happy that he can’t stop. So he’ll go to Reiner, and tell him about his problem. Reiner won’t like it at first, but Bertholdt will talk him into taking you with them back to Marley.

When that fateful day comes and Reiner reveals himself and Bertholdt, you find yourself in the grasp of the Armored Titan, ripped away from the life you knew. Bert will try to get you to understand their point of view, why they had to destroy Wall Maria. Maybe you can understand him, maybe you can’t. Either way, you’re locked away in some basement the second you get back to his home. 

With Yandere Bertholdt in a canon timeline, the only endgame for you and him is always getting kidnapped. He’s a very conflicted person, and he cannot make up his mind about you. A sick part of him likes seeing you locked away, with only him to talk to and he’s the person you have to rely on. Much like Armin, he’s big on cuddling, and you can always find him looking at you. This poor man is so traumatized and you’re his only lifeline, so be nice to him or he will literally leave you locked up and have a mental breakdown alone.

he’s so cute ahahah I love him and calling him bertoto

AAAHHH DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW MUCH I LOVE BERTL AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!! (yes, even his strange ass sleeping habits <3)

HIS AND REINER’S DYNAMIC WERE ONE OF MY FAVORITES, CONSIDERING (THE FACT THAT THEY’RE TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS) THE MUTUAL TRUST THEY BOTH HAD GOING ON, AND THEY’LL PROBABLY STAY AS TWO OF MY FAVORITES FOR A WHILE 

Don’t ask what this is, this was sitting in my drafts and I wanted to post at least something before chapter 2 of Pinehurst, so I just made assumptions based on how I see each character.

we’re talking sports😎

modern au

and maybe this will have a part 2, let me know!

warnings: i say orgasm like once but it’s used for eren so it’s a good reason

Mikasa. She screams boxing and this feels partially canon too. I have a feeling she is very impassioned about it, and the sport was the base creation of her work ethic, but she never acknowledges that she plays, or advocates for it. It’s something she most likely picked up from her father. When she was younger he’d throw a few swings at a spare bag they had downstairs and an hour later there she was, kicking dents into the material. But she definitely doesn’t play on a team, much less her schools😖. It’s more independent, but she’ll sign herself up for matches on weekends to annihilate opponents in a single round.

Eren is most definitely a soccer boy. you CANT change my mind. He used to fit right in with the annoying little boys in elementary. You know, the ones that would kick you in the shins and take their shirts off as the only answer to fight off the summer heat. But he actually became extremely skilled, passionate, and a bit obsessed over it, playing throughout high school. He peaked in hs as varsity captain, and was offered multiple scholarships from universities. Honestly it was always fun to him but he wasn’t expecting people to think he’d major in it. He probably didn’t even know he was that good and settled for club😩Dont even get me started on a winter sport for him.. bc i’d have a frickin orgasm talking ab how good of a snowboarder he is.

Jean. ANOTHA ONE. I’m not gonna lie, I see him playing soccer too, although he isn’t as praised as mr. maniac. But the boy sure is skilled and he knows it. Jean argues with eren all the time, still upset over the lingering fact he was second to him and became assistant captain. Jean has very quick reaction senses and surprisingly demonstrates a lot of teamwork, thus making dependence on, and for his teammates very easy, and they trust him for when their captain sails solo every once in a temper tantrum. He was also offered many scholarships by numerous schools bc this doosh is a STAR without a spotlight, and considered many of them when applying.

Armin... did you expect him to play a sport? Sorry lmfao babes is in band and i don’t wanna hear nothing else🤚🏼 Most definitely plays a random ass, unique instrument like the french horn, but is exceedingly talented for being able to sheet read literally anything on sight. If he were to play a sport it would be more fine motor skill-based, since he seems very kept to himself and detail-based in a modern and canon universe. As he gets older I definitely see him playing competitive frisbee quite well during the summer, but tell me you couldn’t imagine him on the feild after a homecoming game, marching around in his official uniform and shako☺️