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yaaaaaaaas ily thank you for not making me send anons to myself and letting me indulge in my headcanons and since you didnt specify im doing both and going into detail sozza

big spoon/little spoon:  Reiner is totally the big spoon, even though Bert is taller, because Bert likes the comfort of Reiner’s arms around him.

favorite non-sexual activity:  Feeding ducks at a pond. Reiner pretends he doesn’t enjoy it to tease Bert but he loves it.

who uses all the hot water: Reiner. He likes to have deep bubble baths whereas Bert only has quick showers.

most trivial thing they fight over: Who’s turn it is to pick the tv channel. Bert likes comedies and so does Reiner but he prefers action stuff.

who does most of the cleaning: Reiner, because Bert is sleeping like 90% of the time.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Neither, they relinquish control to Annie as they can’t decide.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Bert, Reiner’s too busy “fixing” things to do it.

who steals the blankets: Bert. He likes snuggle and occasionally burrito himself, and he’s warm enough Reiner doesn’t even need a duvet.

who leaves their stuff around: Reiner, but he cleans it up eventually.

who remembers to buy the milk: Bert. He just likes to drink milk.

who remembers anniversaries: Both, but Reiner goes all out for even the most trivial of anniversaries, such as “a year since you first walked into me”.

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who cooks normally?: Reiner. Bert is clueless around an oven and tends to set fire to things.

how often do they fight?: Once in a while, usually when they’re both super stressed.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Mope, think about each other, hug pillows to create the illusion that their loved one is actually with them.

nicknames for each other?: Bert likes to call Reiner “Reibear” because he finds Reiner cute like a bear, and Reiner simply calls Bert “Bert”, or “Bertie-Baby” when he wants something from him.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Reiner, as he sees it as a chivalrous thing to do no matter how much Bert protests.

who steals the covers at night?: Look at the top half of the questions yo.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Bert would put a lot of thought into his gift for Reiner, buying him something special and one of a kinda. Reiner would probably frame a selfie of the two and give it to Bert as he wants him to see them happy together even when they’re not.

who kissed who first?: Bert. They were sitting together, supposed to be studying, and Bert didn’t think about anything but how nice Reiner looked in the light and how much he wanted to kiss him, so he did.

who made the first move?: Reiner made the first relationship move and asked Bert out on the way home after the kiss. Bert of course got blushy and said yes.

who remembers things?: Reiner, he remembers trivial things and gets offended when Bert doesn’t.

who started the relationship?: Reiner, see first move question.

who cusses more?: Reiner. Bert doesn’t like swearing but accidentally does it occasionally, which Reiner teases him about.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Reiner would go all mama bear and defend Bert, and Bert would go batshit crazy lul.

Some cute, some sad, some tactical, lots spoiler Reiner and Bertholdt (and Annie and Marcel):

Transforming used to take a lot out of them when they were little. Additionally, the armor makes it hard for Reiner to disengage. So Bertl used to run up and help dig him out, and they'd make a game of "surfing" down to ground level on one of Reiner's plates.

Then, if they could manage to get away after training, they'd just flop in a puppy pile somewhere in the village or woods. Bertholdt was always a little too hot to cuddle up to when coming down from the sometimes dangerous over-heating the armor subjected him too, but Reiner never pushed him off.

Reiner still probably can't sleep well without one or more parts of Bertl poking him in random places.

Berwick/Marcel pretend-married them once (his father was whatever their version of a priest is).

On the final approach to the wall over open country, they couldn't just sneak up as human children. Firstly, because the human habitation attracts tons of titans. Secondly, if there were sentries actually paying attention, they'd notice human kids somehow outside and possible cause some alarm. Annie acted as bait and drew the titans away from the approach path, while Reiner carried Bertholdt in.

It's a very similar manueover to how they practiced at home, and how they helped defend their village along with the other warriors (that I'm assuming exist....also assuming that there wasn't a Coordinate to ward off mindless ones): They'd draw off attackers from the village[s] by sending Reiner out to lead the away, protected by his armor. He'd carry a secret weapon, though! At sufficient distance, Bertholdt would transform or partially transform and squash the amassed titans in large numbers.

After the "reclamation mission", they (especially Bertl) would sometimes give their rations to random humans. They don't need as much food as regular people, especially when the sun's strong. Besides, they feel too sick to eat is sometimes and there's no sense in it going to waste...

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FOLLOWING: No | Yes | I Am Now

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

at last: an askpost for multishippers!

☁: my “angst” pairing

Oh god I'd have to say SasuKiba from Naruto, or AruAni from SnK.