#bennies

SLUM ANTHEM

(raw affirmations for this SUBLIMINAL)

-you would absolutely body the “yo hoe will get slayed” challenge but instead of sneaky link images in the back of a dirty truck it would be you with luxurious flower bouquets, being gifted luxury sports cars, mansions, yachts and hefty bank deposits from wealthy admirers

-your professional job is bullying broke men and humbling wealthy men

-you regularly receive text about how you’re the most ravishing woman in the world throughout the day (mostly from unsaved numbers much too insignificant to so much as save who the sender is)

-you could have any man you want without so much as a snap of your fingers. one by one they all fall in line for even an inkling of your affection

-somewhere in the world right now there’s about 3 men spaced out in a huge business meeting just hoping you’ll text them back

-you would never shark another girls man because you’re simply beyond wanting anyone else’s man. unfortunately he will drop her like a hot potato without hesitation once a goddess like you would stumble out of heaven into his life

-with a face so deceivingly beautiful and an aura so primally wanton one has to wonder if you’re really an angel or the devil in disguise

-just another day around here when your celebrity specific person is on his knees begging for you in the rain like a 2000’s rnb music video

-you look like you feed off of the life force of men. a literal walking succubus who doesn’t even have to open her legs to get men to do whatever you please

-even in the most random of occasions like eating a banana at the airport wealthy men will come up to you and take you shopping at chanel, hermes & delvaux

-all men of every walk of life can’t help but to be naturally drawn and attracted to you. luckily they pluck themselves like weeds from your line of vision knowing only the wealthiest of men are deserving of a gem like you

-you’re literally evil in a way thats sexy and admirable

-you never feel bad when men spend exorbitant amounts of money on you. its simply the treatment that you deserve

-you’re a natural dusty repellent because you’re a whole different factor of beauty and wealth even if you’re every mans dream girl

-you would be an easy target to call a gold digger but whats the point in acknowledging that you’re obviously going to have a future husband who graces the cover of forbes

-you never needed a man but you enjoy playing with them like puppies

-you’re a financially abundant girl boss who never needed a man as a meal ticket. however you’ll still marry very rich because you view marriage as a smart business deal for your future offspring and theirs to come.

-a rich man’s aforementioned wife could laugh at you coming from humble beginnings but you just giggle knowing their husband loves you more than them

-you’ll pass by men and their mouths will drop agape, everything will begin to move in slow motion as your hair bounces and your hips switch. they’ll stand there wondering how is it that a goddess is walking the earth upon mere mortals

-you’ll be taking off your jacket with seductive undulations in your body movements and men automatically start to hear “unwrap her like a gift i’m like rampapapam”

-you still receive weekly allowance installations from any wealthy man who ever attempted to court you as a thank you for allowing them to be in your presence

-all of the subscriptions and elite members only clubs you started whilst with any of your wealthy exes are never cancelled and allow you to network with more wealthy men

-you could easily attract your celebrity specific person without a care in the world like kanye seeing kim k in the studio with brandy or prince harry seeing meghan markle on their mutual friends snapchat

-you’ll come to the conclusion your celebrity specific person is cute one day and then he’ll magically spawn in front of you the next because you just got it like that

-its a regular occurrence you get sent pictures of men getting your full name tatted. most of whom you’ve never talked to. you could make multiple collages of them.

-you make a nonchalant mf start acting real chalant off of just a spare glance.

-you’re a machiavellian baddie with no interest in dimming yourself down to what the human conscience deems moral or immoral. whatever benefits you is your biggest priority. to you everyone is a chess piece on your board.

-“that bitch thick like peanut butter she just need my jelly” a glimpse at the round curve of your perky ass is enough to have men on their knees with their wallets in hand

-wealthy men and your celebrity specific person would never dare to make you sign an NDA even being associated with you brings them higher on the food chain let alone to bother with the concept of a prenuptial agreement.

-you’re the thing that every man wants. unfortunately wealthy men can’t stop themselves from second guessing their supposed choice of a trophy wife when you walk into the event on someone else’s arm

-every man you’ve ever felt an ounce of attraction to will magically make themselves available to you

-rule number one: no mercy on those who don’t reach your standards, rule number two: no tolerance of anything less than princess treatment, rule number three: don’t you dare claim me without a ring.

fifty shades of grey scene pack credits: emscnpck

i forgot i had this account

OG yacht girl

yacht girl vibe

-be the yacht princess traveling through cannes

-get invited by the wealthiest of the elite onto yachts with your friends and earn money

-meet eligible bachelors easily

-be a polarizing magnet for billionaires

-sip strawberry champagne out on the deck

-lounge around 150 million dollar yachts while eating exotic tropical fruits

-have an endless yacht crew jumping to make sure you’re comfortable and not lifting a finger

-always travel to exotic, tropical, travel destinations like the almalfi coast , santorini, sardinia, ibiza, miami, jamaica, rio de janeiro, bali, fiji, thailand, monaco, bora bora, dubai, portofino, hawaii (be mindful to the locals please), aruba, puerto rico, cancun & turks and caicos on somebody else’s expense.

-easily pick up foreign languages abroad and perfectly speak it to the locals

-lounge around the yacht in nothing but a tiny bikini and heels just cause

-always have safe trips. never do anything you don’t want to and have safe travels onboard.

-everything goes your way. if you’re not happy your billionaire friend will do everything in his power to see a smile on your face. but why would you not be happy being young, hot spoiled & rich on a attractive billionaire’s yacht???

-watching you relax on your billionaire friend’s yacht is their personal favorite. however watching you run around the beach sipping an aperol spritz with your peachy cheeks covered in sand is a close second.

-find a healthy mix between eating the mediterranean diet, shellfish, acqua panna, exotic fruits & eating bonilla a la vista patatas fritas, piña coladas and smoking cuban cigars

-have a luxurious romantic dinner every night on the water level extended deck with dimly lit candles just because

-besides your shopping sprees be sure to expect new lingerie, bikinis, investment bags, peonies & macarons to be gifted to you daily while your billionaire friend is out and about just thinking about you.

-have the same larger than life 2000’s party girl vibe as paris hilton

-you choose to go with both attractive and ultra wealthy billionaires because you’re the hottest of the hottest so you can have both

-stay in a top of the line yacht with all the appliances most can only dream of

-the yacht girl lifestyle is never scary you’re never put in danger and can leave whenever you want

-despite how great yachting sounds its just another typical day for you your life is normally so luxurious and fun

-you are easily the sexiest most expensive export out of your country ever summer

-make more in one night of yachting than a small countries GDP

-despite your well travelled expensive summer experience you also make sure to maintain your summer reading and investment’s

-locals are nothing but kind to the foreign pretty girl they see on the beach

-be the evening gem of the yacht club meet

-never girl rot you’re doing hot rich bitch shit everyday

-when you’re yachting life is reminiscent of 2010 frank ocean “super rich kids” vibes of pure luxury and blatant displays of wealth

-be endlessly energetic, flirty and playful

-you make people feel insatiable for your presence

-one sniff of your scent is like a lethal drug

-when you’re not on the yacht or on land you’re traveling by private plane to your next destination

-you’re gifted with the unique ability to find at least one naturally occurring pearl every time you eat oysters

-your voice is downright erotic and gets men to do whatever you want

miranda kerr dating history

-only date billionaires

-have your eye out for the perfect billionaire

-know how to play the game for your perfect billionaire mate

-you just might end up with the CEO of your favorite social media company if you keep up the yachting

-unlike miranda you would never have a baby with a lame

-don’t yacht just for fun and money, yacht because you’re looking for your future husband to make you and your future children live a life of leisure

miranda kerr beauty

-have gorgeous dimples (or dimple lol i only have one) that make rich men weak in the knees

-have doll like apple cheeks that make you look youthful

-look naive and impressionable despite your omnipresent sex appeal

-always have a full voluminous victorias’s secret bombshell blowout

-have a face that could easily make you the highest paid model… or yacht girl

-exude unmatched sex appeal

-have skin so hydrated and dewy from sipping straight from your coconuts

-have a perfect balance between downright wanton sex appeal and neoteny to easily manipulate just about anyone

general sprinkle sprinkle

-you’ve never dated a brookie

-even a brookie would sell his soul to see you on a yacht sunbathing in the south of France

-you don’t have to perform sexual favors (unless desired) on yacht’s, you’re simply invited to a tropical luxurious summer getaway

-be gifted a cartier 18K yellow gold 7 charm ankle bracelet so your favorite billionaire can stake his claim

-other billionaires are crawling to your feet with gifts to invite you to their yacht

-other yacht billionaires get so territorial when they see you dancing on the deck table across the bay

-give the billionaire you choose to yacht with even more status amongst the elite as you’re the most expensive yacht girl

-be paid billions just to enjoy yourself

-not even “queen of yacht girls” miranda kerr could make as much as you do yachting for a night

-you don’t pay for a damn thing. in fact the only thing in your delvaux bag is sun screen and hot sauce

-your billionaire friend can’t focus when he leaves to do business deals knowing you’re lounging in the tiniest tropic of c bikini

-your billionaire is waiting at your beck and call to feed you grapes from the vine while you read just to be near you

-sure you could hang out with the old wrinkled billionaires but the hot & sexy young ones want and pay even more for you

-have the face and body people immediately think of when they hear “billionaire wife”

-be the main source of envy from other yacht girls or girls fucking for free to hop on a low tier yacht

-master social dining etiquette (your fork will always give you away)

-your private flight or emirates first class suite ticket there? paid for. your summer wardrobe? paid for. your living expenses? paid for. your shopping sprees? paid for. none of which are paid for by you. you’re just expected to bring your pretty self to be a muse of sorts.

-have 100 million dollar yachts gifted to you for existing

-after you step foot onto the yacht your billionaire friend calls someone up to change the current printed name to yours (naomi lapaglia inspo)

-you yourself are a status symbol there’s no question a man is rich if you’re on his arm

-have a figurehead on the prow designed after you (lauren sanchez inspo)

-rich men literally spit out their 1945 Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Grand Cru when they see you

-be the best seductress there ever was

-no one has more game or knows the game quite as well as you do

-billionaire men don’t mind if you’re manipulating them for your own gain they just want to be near you

-other yacht girls wouldn’t dare to approach your billionaire friend

-wealthy men are more than happy to give you all of their money just for being beautiful

-wealthy men literally feel haunted by your presence it evokes some sort of regency era longing. something for the books

-you are the ultimate prize

-men don’t care about your past as long as you’re not with someone else

-attract a chadlite billionaire that melts in your arms like frei malthus in hilda hurricane

-be gifted diamonds for every innocent kiss you give on the cheek

-unlike miranda kerr you don’t even have to make billionaire’s think you like them they just want the opportunity to be in your presence

-“a pearl necklace for your thoughts?”

summer beauty affirmations

-sex appeal seeps out of your pores you are the epitome of “walking sex”

-people on land watch you walk by as captivated as everyone in town was watching malena walk past

-have a summer essence like pamela anderson running across the beach in baywatch

-have sultry tan lines that give a forbidden fruit vibe when seen

-tan is as deep and as perfect as brooke shields in the blue lagoon

-manifest all of your desired swimwear

-have a rosy gold undertone to your skin that makes you look youthful and healthy

-have the most adorable naturally rosy cheeks

-have endless amounts of hermes oran sandals in every color

-be so stunning and alluring sirens wonder if you’re one of them

-look so exotic but no one can ever pinpoint from where

-look so erotic with fruit juice running down your chest and staining your luscious red lips

-look like you just walked out of a 2000’s summer edition of vogue

-be the beach beauty in passing no one ever forgets

-radiate even more sex appeal than an angel doing a victoria’s secret swimwear photoshoot

-have the ultimate bedroom eyes. one look from you with those pretty eyes is like a siren singing the sailors to their death

-(if desired for a lighter eye color green or blue) your eyes match the color of the sea’s you grace

-your defined cheekbones could cut a bitch but your dimple faced smile melts the iciest hearts

-thick & fluffy brooke shields/ taylor hill esque eyebrows

-look like you have naturally khol lined eyes

-you are forever in your peak. you’re gonna be sexy forever

-you embody the same endless beauty and femininity as ocean waves

-always be seen with an exotic flower in your long flowing locks on the beach

-have perfect pouty sensual red lips like rosie huntington whitley

-get asked what lip tint you’re wearing (you’re not wearing one…)

-manifest a luxury collection of sunglasses

-radiate the same beauty as christy turlington in “postcard from portofino” , vogue 1992

-anything you deem to be a personal imperfection is ceasing to exist

-when people see you they don’t understand how one person can be so sexy, exotic and unbelievably beautiful

-you’re beauty reminds people of a foreign sunset over the sea with rosy pink & orange hues

-have vanta black lashes that are super long and flutter soft and slow like a butterfly’s wings

-skin is naturally clear and rejuvenated look as if you’ve had a biologique recherche facial everyday (or maybe you have…)

-the salty ocean water washes away any skin impurities you have like a hydrafacial

-your glass skin & natural skin sparkles make your skin reminiscent of a porcelain doll’s

-manifest daily spa treatments, have your billionaire friend call the top specialist to the yacht for daily lymphatic drainage & skin treatments

-radiate the same energy as 2000’s euro summer clubbing songs

-your body is always well moisturized from even layers of sunscreen & body oil

-be out of this world gorgeous

-attract seashells, shell charms & jewelry

-maintain a thick fluffy 80’s voluminous blowout

-when people see you they think you’re a victoria’s secret model doing a photoshoot on the beach

-you’re devastatingly gorgeous

-you have a one in 8 billion sort of beauty

-you could easily be Miss Universe from beauty alone

-your pores are nonexistent

-there’s so many colors in your eyes from green, grey to blue with little specs of gold

-have a beauty that looks like you’re aware of ancient beauty secrets

-you become even more stunning with every second that passes

-the sun gives your hair a natural balayage

-hair is shiny like you used the oribe gold lust nourishing oil

-hair so shiny you’re fighting keratin treatment allegations

-your sexy aura reminds people of the song “candy shop” by fifty cent

-have an incredibly ultra feminine sexually dimorphic face

-your face is forever imprinted into men’s minds just from one glance

body affirmations

-have firm supple skin

-your skin is soft like butter cream

-your skin feels like silk

-easily obtain the best tan of your life

-be immune to sun burn

-tan like an early 2000’s Brazilian bombshell

-get a brazilian tan line spray tan

-have natural sparkles on your skin

-all body hair you don’t remove turns blonde and glimmers in the sun (ie: arms, happy trail)

-you’re naturally as hairless as a sphynx cat in your bikini area, underarms & legs

-your skin is immune to sun damage so you can sunbathe all day

-effortlessly maintain a summer body year round from 98-115 pounds year round (whatever you prefer)

-your body looks so healthy and filled out in all the right places

-always maintain a fresh russian mani pedi

manifest your desired summer body products

•sol de janeiro body oil

•vacation inc whipped spf 30

•body shimmer

•la roche posay thermal spray mist

•biologique recherche protection U.V. corps spf 50 sunscreen

-have long toned legs and a flat stomach

-have full round close set perky tear drop shaped boobs that look like they’re barely restrained by your bikini top (desired cup size)

-have a tall thin body

-workout on the extended deck of the yacht. not because you need to but because you want to. it helps that you’re flaunting that lithe sexy body to other billionaires along the way.

-all body imperfections (less than ideal proportions, discoloration, scars, loose skin, acne & scretch marks) are ceasing to exist

-even though you have your summer body all year round with no help needed, you know to maintain your upmost health through diet and exercise for the victorias secret fashion show in the fall

-your plump perky ass looks so enticing in your bikini bottoms

-your 0.7 WHR is mesmerizing but your plump heart shaped ass takes the cake

-your long supermodel legs are like rich men’s kryptonite

-hear “those legs” from drooling men daily

-your legs could easily stop a MAC truck

-tan easily and surprisingly fast

-tan like its UV 11 everyday

-be between 5’7-6’2

-have a thin hourglass body like candice swanepoel

-be fully immune to body odor

-have a natural yasmeen ghauri cat walk

-full hips that move as fluidly as shakira’s

-long swan neck that is immune to neck lines

-90° shoulders

-thin ballerina arms

-pretty size 6 arched feet

-divorced thighs

-small narrow rib cage

-20 inch waist

-all of your body fat is in your perky booty

-your body naturally emits the smell of acqua di parma blu mediterraneo by acqua di parma

-“it should be a crime how microscopic your bikini is”

-wealthy billionaires almost wish you put more clothes on for the sole sake of their own sanity

FAME

-have your desired level of fame for your desired career choice

-be the best dressed at cannes film festival red carpet

-you make so much money from your main job (modeling,acting etc) you only yacht for its eligible bachelors… the extra money is tempting too

-your hair naturally grows about 2 inches everyday just to give lara lieto on the cannes film festival red carpet

-meet your desired celebrities partying on yachts after the cannes film festival

-find out who other celebrity yacht girls are

-have the best paparazzi yachting pics

NSFW YACHTING

(like i said you don’t have to do sexual favors this part is if you feel sexually interested in your billionaire friend if not- you can subconsciously block all of these if you desire to not claim them if so it will not apply to you. if you chose to claim them there is extra protection bennies stay safe ily. again if you don’t want these bennies they simply won’t apply to you)

-have a healthy vagina

-have an optimal vaginal flora

-your PH never gets thrown off

-have optimal vaginal wetness from sipping on coconuts all day

-coochie is wet like you take your okra supplements

-get paid a couple mil more for the occasional “accidental” nip slip

-spending money on you literally makes men horny its like edging all day long

-trips to the dressing room “do you wanna see these clothes on me?” you can look but don’t you touch

-coochie smells & taste like sweet melons

-desired handsome billionaire has desired thoughts about your body

-get paid 20 mil more for allowing your billionaire friend to watch you enjoy your bubble bath with chocolate covered strawberries & Prosecco

-“when i’m with you all i get is wild thoughts”

-on the very rare chance that you do decide to sleep with your billionaire friend they make sure you’re left with a night you’ll never forget

-do your lovemaking on the deck overlooking the ocean under the night sky

-sacral chakra is properly functioning

-BE FULLY IMMUNE TO BEING 🍇D

-BE FULLY IMMUNE TO ATTRACTING PREDATORS

-BE FULLY IMMUNE TO ATTRACTING FAMILY

-RELEASE ANY AND ALL SEXUAL TRAUMA

MILK MARIA

RAW AFFIRMS

bottom layer: bundle

middle layer: hygiene, diet, microbiome

top layer: malena maria rya 🐱 cc

MIDDLE LAYER:HYGIENE, MICROBIOME, DIET

(general hygiene)

-your hygiene is genuinely so top tier

-you always smell so beautiful and clean

-you’ve watched chloe yazmean hygiene videos since middle school and it shows

-if everyone weren’t so amazed by how good and clean you always smell they might think you’re too obsessed with your hygiene

-your skin just naturally smells like a dove beauty bar; so clean, powdery and soapy

-own all of your desired hygiene products

-you’re known for always staying super fresh and clean. everyone goes to you for hygiene advice! even your opp hoes from middle school with a ph balance of a spicy bowl want to know how you’re so throughly clean!

-your body and environment are always so clean

-you find solace in a good spa like shower

-you never lack hygiene products, you’re constantly doing zero budget hygiene shopping

-easily acquire every hygiene product you’re even slightly interested in

-you’re physically immune to looking or smelling dirty

-your hair always smells freshly washed

-your pores are so squeaky clean and undetectable by the human eye you have zero sebaceous filaments to treat

-always evoke a spa like experience every shower with the right products and music

-stay at the spa getting beauty treatments

-go back and forth from the korean spa, moroccan hammam, russian banya and exclusive upscale private spa practices in every major city

-you clean your body so diligently making sure not a single inch of skin goes unattended

-the skin on your face and body is so glassy and flawless like every kpop idol’s dream skin (yes even wonyoung)

-skin is so airbrushed like a straight porcelain doll

-your scalp is in the perfect condition for healthy growth because its so squeaky clean

-always have freshly laundered baby wash cloths and a good feminine wash on hand

-have the whitest hollywood smile, the type that makes brits talk about their free healthcare when it looks like they don’t use their dental care access

-have insanely detailed hygiene routines

-always have clean maintained nails that naturally look like a japanese manicure and when styled the best of the best russian manicure’s

-toenails are free of dirt, square and have natural french tips

-whole body is hairless like one of those oily wrinkled cats

-your body is physically incapable of producing hyperpigmentation

-skin is so bright (not white) and even all over

-whole body is screaming good health and fertility indicators

-breath is so fresh and minty own all of your desired dental products

-in your hygiene arsenal right now you currently have: oribe shampoo and conditioner, dove, dial and soft services bar soap, the entirety of the l’occitane karite confort line, fenty beauty body milk, cyklar products, augustinus bader body cream, necessaire body serum, sol de janeiro lotion, touchland hand sanitizer, fresh new exfoliating gloves, fur ingrown removal products, lume acidified odor control body wash, cecred hair care products, dyson airwrap, vacation inc tanning products, tree hut blue musk body scrub, shea coco goodwipes, niches & nooks ph balanced intimate care products, vivili pads, august tampons, inertia overnight disposable period underwear, the entirety EOS fresh & cozy collection, toilet and travel bidet, rinse-less personal cleanser foam, the good liver body brush, korean exfoliating italy towels, hermes avalon wash cloths, biologique recherche lotion p50, aftershave, aromatica foam feminine wash, officine universelle buly body oils, la sultan de saba shea butter, maison francis kurkdjian body wash, the diptyque orpheon collection, tekla body towels, african net sponge, nail scrubbers etc whatever you add to your wishlist will soon appear amongst your possessions

-in your skincare collection you have all of your desired products from: biologique recherche, la maison valmont, la prairie, la mer, augustinus bader, zo skin health, skinceuticals, obagi, environ, le mieux, skinmedica, revision skincare etc

-you have as much perfume as your lil heart desires

-you smell so good, you’re the type of person that walks past a stranger once and they spend forever wishing they’d followed you down to ask what you’re wearing

-you’re synonymous with smelling phenomenal

-you could fart and it’ll smell like a gust of baby powder in the breeze. might even be accompanied with pink glitter.

-skin is always so smooth and hydrated

-skin feels like silk and buttercream

-skin is so moisturized, hairless and soft it feels like a wet dolphin

-hair is so luscious and thick from being well taken care of. it has zero physical ailments like breakage, split ends, thinning or dryness

-hair is so long, thick, healthy and beautiful you just might get pentecostal accusations

-always look and smell so clean like you shower up to 5 times a day like the brazilian girls

(intimate hygiene)

-you are now permanently erasing the butt crack scar like its undergone extensive laser treatments

-own so many sex toys

-you’re a sex toy magnet

-have all of your desired sex toys

-own mienne sex serum and honey birdette antibacterial toy cleaning spray

-have an infinite amount of the best quality lingerie. your lingerie collection could put naomi lapaglia and gabrielle solis to shame

-your pretty pink pussy is currently undergoing the fastest and most painless electrolysis treatment known to man

-pussy taste like the best coconut water ever

-your pussy is the exact mental image incels go to sleep fapping to every night putting together their perfect woman they’ll obviously never have

-erase past collection in memory and on the body of any and all intimate infections (yeast, bv, uti’s), sexually transmitted diseases, sexually transmitted infections, sexual assault, sexual abuse, sexual harassment, sexual injuries, all around sexual related traumas, vaginal cancer, vulvar cancer, cervical cancer, uterine cancer, etc

(microbiome)

-vaginal microbiome and pheromones are so insanely goated its practically a mating call just by existing with that A5 wagyu between your legs

-your significant other could talk about eating your box til the walls rot and yall release the next global pandemic upon us and everyone would applaud them saying “ayeee i know that cookie good”

-your significant other could be so inspired by the delectable taste of your vagina he starts to do test and gets to the bottom of understudied women’s health that scientists don’t pay attention to

-your vaginal microbiome is being studied at harvard because its so insanely perfect

-your vaginal microbiome is a marker for women’s health achievements

-your body is incapable of developing pcos, hashimotos, endometriosis, infertility and unwanted pregnancies

-your vaginal microbiome is so amazing you are entirely immune to developing an infection. like what even is vaginosis and why is it bacterial?

-This is your vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.

Top 1% of all vaginas.

Your sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).

Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and "dominant" usually means above 50%. You are at 99.9%.

The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)

This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.

A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

-vaginal microbiome is incredibly lactobacillus crispatus dominant

-ph is so balanced you’ll never know what it’s like to feel thrown off

-manifest evvy women’s complete probiotic

-u could take a vaginal microbiome test right now and you genuinely would score top 0.1% of all vaginal micro biome’s… just to show how good that spectacular garfield is

(diet)

-kitty is so perfect all you need to do is exist but since you love to take care of yourself you always make sure to incorporate these foods into your diet so absorb all of the healthy kitty benefits from them:

cranberries, avocados, kimchi, dark chocolate, apples, cheese, unsaturated fats, swiss chard, almonds, omega-3 fatty acid's, yogurt, avoid processed food, citrus fruits, green tea, daily 2-3L of water, ACV, pickles, kefir, sauerkraut, bananas, garlic, berries, miso, natto, high fibre foods, sardines, hot peppers, coconut water, okra water, electrolytes, aloe vera juice, chlorophyll, kefir, ginger tea, agua de jamaica/sorrel, peppermint tea, dandelion root tea, sweet potatoes

TOP LAYER: MARIA RYA 🐱 CC

your vagina is an exact carbon copy of porn star maria rya’s

your vagina may even look better than maria rya’s

your vagina is super pink like maria rya’s

your perineum is super tight and smooth like maria rya’s

your asshole is super tight and pink like maria rya’s devoid of any hemorrhoids or fissures

your pussy lips are so plump like maria rya’s

your pussy lips are shaped just like maria rya’s

your mons pubis so even toned like maria rya’s

your clitoral hood, clitoris, urethra, labia majora, labia minora and vagina are all so pink just like maria rya’s

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