HUMANS! How’s it going? How is life as a mortal? You can tell me about it later because right now, I have news. So I just created a chat for EVERY Harcest shipper to join!

It says in the description that I don’t give a damn what your ship is, you are free to join and are ABSOLUTELY 100% welcome! No haters or anti shippers allowed. If you join, what you’re basically doing is giving them two big 🖕🖕and screaming “FUCK YOU” right to their faces!

You should be proud of your ship and they can’t tell you otherwise. In fact, why don’t I take this time to tell them: YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! That’s right! I ship the hargreeves together and you can’t do shit about it! So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

I made this chat because 1) I want to meet other shippers y’know, not just people who ship Fiveya. I saw a post on here about someone looking for other Alluther shippers and I don’t know why but I felt bad. Because I mostly post Fiveya content or discussions about whatever’s on my mind. 2) I’m tired of seeing hater content and Twitter is the one place you’ll find most of it. I just saw a whole bunch of comments saying how disgusting we are and that we need therapy and I was just done. 3) It’s a good way to make friends.

What’s up y’all! I’ve been seeing quite a few people doing weekly read lists or general rec lists lately, and thought it looked like fun! Here’s some of my favorite fics, old and new, from all different fandoms!

The Darkest of Times by IAM_Kneazle/writing_as_tracey - Riverdale, Bughead, M, 193k, 24/24 chapters

I’ve not been active in the Riverdale fandom for a bit, and honestly I could stand for a good reread of this one, so I may gush about it again later, but it is such a standout to me! This is basically the first season of Riverdale set in the Harry Potter universe. HP AUs are a weakness of mine, especially when they’re as well-written as this! Alice was honestly one of my favorite parts of this fic; she’s so well done, so Slytherin! 

family feud by @rappaccini - The Umbrella Academy, Fiveya/Alluther/Benkliego, T+, 11k, 1/1 chapter

Of the few TUA fics I’ve read, this one cracked me up the most, hands down. I can’t sum this up any better than rapp’s tags: yes incest, five hargreeves breaks the internet, the power of teenage hormones shuts down the academy. It is a glorious account of a very easily imagined interview with the Hargreeves siblings, in which a defiant Five and an oblivious Klaus start the snowball that becomes the avalanche of Harcest horrors coming to light. The dialogue is golden. The siblings are chaotic. The internet reactions are meta. You might need to lay down after this, but it’s very worth it.

The Newborn by fizzfics - Twilight, EdBella/canon Twilight couples, T, 218k, 62/? chapters

This is an AU where James turned Bella into a vampire while she lived in Phoenix, which prompts her to move to Forks with her father. Not only is the idea of this AU genius, it is also so in-depth in regards to the characters. Bella’s lack of experience as a vampire and the way she stumbles through discovering what she is until she meets the Cullens is amazing, and I can’t get over the adorable bonding scenes between Bella and Esme, or the amazing way the author writes Rosalie and her complicated story.

The Suit by @imlikat - Bleach, ChadIshi, E, 28k, 10/10 chapters

First of all, shout out to Kat for snaring me into this ship to begin with. Second, shout out to Kat for coming back into the fandom and bringing me new content that I didn’t have to write myself. All my love. <3 <3 <3 This fic is centered around Uryuu making Chad a suit for a wedding and then attending the wedding with him, with the addition of a lot of pining, delicious tension, and a smattering of hard-hitting angst. This fic has it all, just like everything else by imlikat.

The Beating of Our Hearts (Is the Only Sound) by whiteduck6 - Bleach, IkkaYumi, M, 5k, 1/1 chapter

A sweet, slightly sad modern AU oneshot with Yumichika planning his and Ikkaku’s wedding. I’m a sucker for figure skater!Yumi, which is also included, and sewing master!Uryuu. The amount of thought put into this Yumichika is wonderful. He’s complex and his emotions about the wedding and Japan’s laws/views on homosexuality are beautifully written.

Rose Fangs and Wolf Thorns by @ouatlovr - ASOIAF/Game of Thrones, Sansaery, E, 1.4mil (yeah I’m fuckin’ serious), 514/514 chapters (sequel ongoing!)

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)

Ship: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves/Ben Hargreeves

Word Count: 5K

Rating: NC-17/E

Summary: “And you’re sure that’s okay?”

“I mean, yeah. It’s fine with me. All we have to do is ask Diego.”

“And you think he’ll be...cool with it?”

“Dunno.” Klaus shrugs and stirs his smoothie with his straw. “But I’m on board with it, and he usually gets on board with whatever I’m on board with, so. I’d say it’s at least worth an ask.”

Klaus feels Ben’s eyes burning into him as he sips his beverage. Sure, the idea of Ben possessing him had initially been about as appealing as a coffee enema, and the first few times in practice had been more than slightly traumatizing. But once they’d established ground rules and worked to get more in tune with one another, Klaus had come to find the experience to be...interesting. It could be pleasant, almost zen—there is no sensation in the world quite like being a passenger in one's own body. And to be privy to both his own sensations as well as Ben’s? Well, that’s something else entirely.

Which is why the idea of Ben possessing his body during sex both freaks him out and turns him on in equal measure.

Notes: I'm back on my TUA bullshit! I wrote this immediately after watching Season 2 Episode 7 (which was made specifically for me, personally), so it's set in some slightly alternate fix-it universe where we happily ignore certain events that transpire later in the season. :) : ) : ) Please read the tags on AO3 and do not read this fic if it is not your jam--it's literally what it says on the tin. Also don't read if you don't want certain elements of S2 spoiled. This is in no way beta'd.

Named for the eponymous Deftones banger.