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Transcript:

Tubbo (To Ranboo): What do I have to do for you to let me just rip it all off, right now?

Tommy: Your clothes??

Tubbo: No, the mask and gl-

[Tommy and Tubbo try to contain their laughter]

Tommy: That was awfully sus of you, Tubbo.

Ranboo: You wanna rip off my clothes??

[Tubbo plays the Among Us theme on the piano]

Tommy: I can play that as well, watch

[Tommy plays the same tune out of key]

Tubbo: You’re shit

Tommy: Okay. Watch THIS though. Come on!

[Tommy plays “Nintendo WII shop Channel Music” on piano, and Tubbo begins to harmonize to the melody]

Tommy: Look we’re harmonizing!

[Continues to harmonize (correctly), until Tommy abruptly stops]

Tommy (To Tubbo): You’re out of key!!

Tubbo: [Overlapping] That was-

Tommy: [Overlapping] YOU’RE OUT OF KEY, YOU’RE OUT OF KEY! YOU’RE OUT OF-

Tubbo: [Overlapping] NO I WASN’T! THAT WASN’T-

[Tommy pushes Tubbo, causing Tubbo to fall out of his chair and meet his demise falling to the floor]

[Tubbo breaks into laugter, and Tommy begins to laugh as well]

Ranboo: Look at what they do(?)!

[Tommy’s laughter breaks into coughing, and Ranboo begins to laugh as well]

Ranboo: You’ve got to be kidding-

[Everybody calms down]

Tubbo: Hi

Ranboo: Hey man.

Tommy: [Overlapping] That hit me in the cough zone!

Ranboo: [Overlapping] Tubbo’s going to be joining us from the floor.

Tubbo: That doesn’t count, surely.

Ranboo: It- I don’t know if-

Tommy: [Overlapping] No, no, I was coughing. I was coughing! I was coughing, I was coughing!

Tubbo: [Overlapping] How have you already dented my floor? This was put down like, four days ago!

Tommy: It really dented?

Tubbo: Yeah!

Ranboo: Wait did it dent?! Did you dent the floor?

Tubbo: Yeah! Is that not a dent-

Tommy: Wait, Tubbo it dented! Does that mean there’s a vent?

[Tommy plays the Among us theme off key, followed by Tubbo playing it correctly]

Ranboo: If I hear one more Among Us reference, I am just gonna-

Tommy: IF I HEAR ONE MORE SUSSY BAKA!!

Ranboo: Wha-

BENCHTWT DBH AU MY BELOVED for context, in my little version of this au, tommy n tubbo r human detectives n ranboo(RAN800)'s a detective android!!

i feel like endermen would be good at gasping

"the only good parent on the dsmp"

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