I Donât Wanna Be a One Man Band
Bemily Week 2022 - Day 8: Free Choice
WIP meme: Country AU
Every station seems to be country.
Beca frowns as she drives, her fingers fiddling with the dial on the radio. Top country hits. Pop country. Throwback country. For one second she thinks she hears the deep bass of hip-hop, but then itâs overcome by static.
Begrudgingly, she settles back on some DJ boasting Todayâs Hottest Country and slumps in her seat.
This, she thinks, this is what she gets.
This is what she gets for being from Georgia. This is what she gets for being high enough on the label hierarchy to spot talent but not high enough to reject favors from top executives. This is what she gets, most of all, for being in a slump.
Thatâs right. Four-time nominated, two-time Grammy winner Beca Mitchell. In a slump. But not just any slump. A slump so slumpy theyâve sent her on some bullshit scouting trip to Fuckall, Nowhere to take a look at some country artistâs bar gig as a favor to his second-uncle, who happens to be Becaâs bossâ bossâ boss.
Just great.
And okay, sheâs coming off like a dick here. Sheâs not so egotistical that she thinks sheâs above scouting trips, or country music, or favors to the higher-ups. But like. She did this already. Paid her dues, worked her way up the ladder. She has a Moon Man, goddammit.
But all that apparently means nothing when you havenât introduced a new client in a year thatâs worth more than a minimally-streamed single.
She sighs, her hands tightening on the steering wheel as some guy on the radio croons about backroads and girls in blue jeans and beer and yadda yadda.Â
Is this the kind of artist sheâs been sent to see? If thatâs the case, she might as well just sign the DNR on her own career right now.
And with that happy thought, her phone rings. She looks at the caller ID and rolls her eyes. Her boss.
Awesome.
âHi, Theo.â
âBeca,â he says, all British-posh and the exact antithesis of the song she'd just been listening to. âItâs Theo.â
âYes. Thatâs why I said âhi Theoâ.â
Theo tuts. âI see the trip has you in sunshiney spirits.â
âIâm golden.â
âAh! Speaking of. Did you know that Tennessee is famous for pyrite. Foolâs Gold!â
Beca hums in disinterest. âFascinating.â
âTheir state flower is the iris.â
Beca scrunches her nose. âWhat are you, an Encyclopedia?â
âI like to know facts about your states. Did you know theyâre known as the Volunteer State?â
Beca grunts. âThen maybe you shouldâve sent someone on this trip who had willingly volunteered.â
âIâm loving this banter between us, but we both know nobody was going to do that, so letâs cut to the chase and pretend youâre a willing participant here.â
âAs opposed to a slave of capitalism for a label who cares more about signing artists they can suck dry for money than they do about keeping their top producers happy?â
âHey! Now youâre getting it.â
Beca actually laughs. âWell as long as weâre being honest.â
âYou got your itinerary and lodging and everything squared away?â
âYes, but I forgot my will to live. Mind overnighting it?â
Theo hums, unbothered. âListen, it should be an easy sign. Heâs been pre-scouted and heâs already expressed interest. You shouldnât need to make any judgments or even convince him. Itâs a sure-thing.â
âYour confidence in my ability to scout talent is really reassuring. Thanks so much.â
Theoâs quiet for a moment. Then he sighs. âLook, Bec, I just think this is a good opportunity to build some momentum again. Get you back in the game.â
Beca rolls her eyes. âAnd what if the guy sucks?â
âThen Iâm sure youâll make it work. Listen, Iâve a meeting, but you got this, all right? Whatever happens, youâve got it.â
Becaâs eyes fall on a large sign on the side of the road as she passes into town limits.
WELCOME TO CARSONâS CREEK -- HOME OF THE COUGARS
ESTABLISHED: 1799
POPULATION: 3,000.Â
âYep,â she responds as he hangs up. âI totally got it.â
//
The thing is, Beca really does have it.
You know. It. The completely immeasurable x-factor behind success.Â
Or, at least, she did have it. The ear for talent, and even more, the ability to see past raw skill and recognize potential. Charisma, stage presence. The driving force and passion and hard work behind every artist who goes on to change the game. Thatâs where Beca lives.
Well. Lived. Past tense.
Itâs been a rough year for her.
Which is, of course, why sheâs been sent on this scouting trip. New talent, fresh blood. A sure-thing, Theo had said. A jumping-off point for Beca to regain her momentum. To get it back.
Thatâs kind of the problem with that beautiful, elusive it though.
You either got it or you donât and recently, Beca doesnât. And despite Theoâs assurances, sheâs not so sure itâs something she can just get back.
Even if she can, sheâs pretty sure thatâs not gonna happen in a tiny town two hours out of Nashville with a total population smaller than Becaâs high school.Â
But yeah, you know. Sheâs totally got it.
//
Carsonâs Creek, home of the Cougars, is pretty much exactly what Beca expected. One main road with a small collection of side streets. A bunch of shops that some people might refer to as cute but which Beca would refer to as in need of an upgrade into the twenty-first century.Â
Thereâs a high school on one side of the road and a combination middle-elementary on the other. A few restaurants, a few neighborhoods. And one motel with a room available to Beca for two nights only, but she wonât be staying a second longer than that, thank you very much.
âIf you come âround in the morning before 9, thereâs muffins and some juice, complementary for ya,â the owner says as she hands Beca her room key. Sheâs a kind-looking blonde woman whose entire presence strikes Beca as undeniably forgettable as Carson's Creek itself. The nametag pinned to her blouse reads Jessica.
Her room is surprisingly nice; itâs a little outdated but at the very least, itâs clean. She gets herself settled and sets up camp at the desk to answer a few emails and prepare for the night. After reading up on the guy sheâs supposed to be scouting, Brent Bentley (snort), she pulls up the venue information.
And laughs out loud.
Sheâs been to a lot of bars. Upscale New York City bars, hipster LA bars, grungy Chicago bars, and dive bars in towns she doesnât care to remember.
She thinks there's a chance this one might be memorable, though.
With a suggestive name like The Junkyard, how could she forget it.
//
The Junkyard is unexpectedly packed when Beca arrives.
Not that she didnât expect a bar to be packed on a Friday night, but come on, itâs called The Junkyard. She was expecting something kind of⌠junky.Â
As far as small town bars go, though, itâs pretty typical. A few tables here and there. A pool table off to the side. Neon lights and beer logos on every inch of the walls. And, Beca notes, a small stage, already set up for a band.
The sign outside had boasted:
FRIDAY THE JUNKYARD HOUSE BAND & FEATURING BRENT BENTLEYÂ
SATURDAY THE JUNKYARD HOUSE BAND
Itâs nearing 10 now, so she wonders if she missed the house bandâs set. Whatever. Sheâs just here to see Whatâs-His-Face and then move on with her life.
She elbows her way through the crowd, squeezing between two groups of guys at the bar and into the barest hint of unfilled space. Used to this, she flexes her shoulders to make some more room for herself, and lays her hands flat on the bartop, commandeering the small spot for herself.Â
There.Â
She glances behind her to make sure she has a good enough view of the stage. Good enough. Or at least until a large cowboy hat blocks her vision. She rolls her eyes and turns back to the bar, hoping to flag down one of the bartenders.
There are two of them at this moment, a guy and a girl, both of them swiftly making drinks and conversation with the patrons around them. Theyâre in nearly identical blue flannels and jeans, but Beca isnât quite sure if itâs the employee uniform or simply a cute accident. Although the two do seem to be near carbon-copies of each other â from their dark hair and confident but goofy grins and down to the black Converse on their feet.
Related, Beca thinks, or a very creepy coincidence.
The girl notices her first.
âHi,â she half-yells over the noise, her lips pulling up slightly as her eyes flick over Beca. âWhatcha gettinâ? You want a bottle?â
Beca quirks an eyebrow. âBottle?â
The girl points upward and Beca notices, for the first time, a huge chalkboard dangling on a pair of chains from the low ceiling.Â
FRIDAY & SATURDAY SPECIAL: $2 BOTTLES - PBR OR NATTY + 1 FREE TICKET
Beca glances back down at the bartender. She fishes in her pockets for a five and hands it over. âPBR, then. Keep the change.â
The cap comes off with a satisfying hiss, and the girl plops the bottle in front of her, along with a bright orange raffle ticket.Â
âSo what do you think of the music at this bar?â Beca asks the bartender, watching as she opens a few bottles and passes them to a group of rowdy friends.Â
The girl twists her lips. âPretty top notch, in my opinion. Best in town.â
Beca snorts. âWell, canât be that hard, can it? The entire town can fit right in this bar.â
The girl chuckles, her lips untwisting and grin stretching. âSo did you recently move to Carsonâs Creek or youâre just visiting?â
Beca crinkles her nose. âAh. Is it really that obvious?â
âNobody from CC is gonna shit on CC.â The girl appraises her, eyes trailing down Becaâs body and back up in a way that turns the volume on Becaâs gaydar up to an eleven. âPlus you kinda got a way aboutcha.â
Becaâs cheeks unexpectedly flush. âIs that, like⌠a compliment?â
The girl hums. âDepends who you ask.â
âWell,â Beca grins. âIâm asking you.â
She bites her lips over a smile. âWell, Iâd say yes, but⌠youâre just visitinâ arenât ya?â
âSure am.â
âThen youâre not my type.â
âWell, then youâre not mine either.â
The girl laughs, her body shaking with it as she picks up the soda gun and points it in a glass. âGood, guess weâre square then.â
âGuess so,â Beca volleys back. âBut you never told me what this ticket was for? You guys do a raffle or something? Bid for dinner with the bartender? If so, is there a ticket limit or can I get more?â
The girl narrows her eyes at Beca, but sheâs smiling and Beca smirks. âNo raffle,â the girl says. âPut your ticket in a bucket, vote on a song.â She points off to the side and Beca glances over to see two buckets attached to the wall of the bar, a big sign overhead, but she canât read it. As sheâs looking, two girls drop something, presumably tickets, into one of the buckets.
âWhat does the winning song get?â
The girl arches a teasing eyebrow. âWhat does it get? It gets played.â
Beca rolls her eyes. âBy who?â
The girl gives her a long look. âGuess youâll have to stick around and find out.â
âWow. Thatâs lame, dude. Totally lame.â
The girl laughs. âWant another beer?â
âFine.â
âSo whatcha visitinâ for?âÂ
Beca gestures to the stage. âFor Brent Bentley.â
The girl doesnât stop moving, but she does look back up at Beca as she grabs the beer. âYouâre here for Brent?â
âYep.âÂ
âIn what way?â
âIâm a music producer.â
The girl hesitates, then pops back into motion, cracking the top off the bottle. âAre you?â
Beca digs in her pocket and pulls out one of her business cards. She lays it on the bar. âBeca Mitchell. Republic Records.â
The girl finally glides to a halt, her eyes sliding down to look at the card. She glances at Beca, then back at the card. Finally, her lips twitch. âThatâs your card?â
âUh huh,â Beca says, feeling pretty smug about it.
âThick. Thatâs impressive cardstock.â
Beca smirks. âYep.â
âMmm. Makes for a nice coaster.â And she promptly sets Becaâs bottle of beer on the card with a grin. âWell be sure you vote on a song, Ms. Music Producer, and enjoy the rest of your night.â
Beca grins, utterly shook at that verbal knockout, and lifts her beer up to take a sip, noticing as she does a nice imprint of condensation pressed into her card, her name perfectly framed in the ringed center.
She laughs.
Damn.
















