#belldam

So today is the birthday of a person who changed my world for the good. She's always been there from the moment we met. I've been super busy and absent during the last year and I think it will be just the same during the next one, but she's still there, patiently waiting for me, caring for me, and sending me her support and love. You are an awesome person and an even better friend, Simone, and I wish you the best of the days. My gift to you, couldn't be otherwise, is just a silly thing. I wanted to cover both of your active fandoms, but I haven't read almost anything of yours lately (shame on me), so I thought it would be nice to take advantage of the similarities between the characters' personalities and make a little change. Hope you like it. The style's a little strange because I wanted to explore different techniques, but I don't really know if it fits… Anyway, @annaofthenorthernlights, I wish you a super mega happy birthday and a life full of love, health, and good stories! Love you!

So of course I had to go so I sneaked away from my family to go see this place.

I went around the back of this place, hoping to get inside, but there was this weird clown music that picked random notes and occasionally a train chug sound would be there. Somehow I went crazy over this and picked up a nearby rake and terrorized the people around me. Then I was exhausted, and laid on the ground back first and threw the rake above my head. Two guys in security uniforms came with black morphsuits underneath. I blacked out.

Then I was in this Mansion with a bunch of other people my age/young adults in costumes except for their heads. This giant ass Belldam comes through two giant doors and tells us if we want to live, we need to collect certain items on a list, and then you will be spared. It was at this moment I realized that, dispite her looking exactly like the Belldam, she had a hacksaw for her right hand. She then said GO in a growling voice and we all had a piece of paper in our hands.

This place was fucking hectic. I saw at least two people throwing people over balconies because they had the thing they needed. I myself pickpocketted a young boy for scissors and a feather. Dear lord. This place was gigantic as well, it had AT LEAST six stories to it. I didn't even TRY and find a basement because, you know, panicking. Also it seemed this place went on for MILES in the hallways. Found a tulip in one of the vases. After what seems like 2 and a half hours, a horn of some kind signalled us back and we just.. appeared. In the main room. The Belldam didn't say anything, she just inspected us. There was this other young boy who only found a piece of glass. The Belldam snached him up, while we were all screaming, and slammed him face down while screaming for dear life as the Hacksaw Belldam started.. cutting.. his.. head off..

glad I could!

some of the misogynistic gems include a like 3 minute scene of rihanna as a shapeshifting stripper poledancing (absolutely no plot relevance, virtually no effort even made to justify it existing in the story), and the female lead getting kidnapped and forced to wear a lacy white dress and serve the big ugly alien king (in the tradition of the notorious jabba the hutt and leia in a bikini scene, only it’s fuckin 2017 and there’s not even a shred of an excuse for it).

That’s so cool!! I wanna do one now

oooh lemme know if it's good Othello is my fave and so is eccleston

Write down the first 10 songs that come on shuffle (no skipping, no cheating) then write down your favorite lyrics from each song and tag 10 people.

Tagged by belldam (sorry it took me so long to get to this!)

1. Spoilin’ for a Fight - AC/DC

I'm a fighting fool And I'm hungry for you Well I'm living on a line I'm protecting my life

2. We Started this Op'ra Shit - Repo! The Genetic Opera

Hey, hey, hey hey!

 Everybody, everybody make your genetics your bitch! 

3. Step One - Kinky Boots

We may be facing the impossible, We may be chasing after miracles. And there may be the steepest mountain to overcome. But this is step one.

4. Commencing in Chattanooga - The Scottsboro Boys 

There ain't a soul can hold me back Cause I am just as free as air As long as I got legs and train got wheels I could arrive me anywhere And if the lord above comes down And asks you where the hell I am Just answer no one knows where Haywood goes Cause I'm a box car baby lamb

5. Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - Les Miserables 

From the table in the corner They could see a world reborn And they rose with voices ringing I can hear them now! The very words that they had sung Became their last communion On the lonely barricade.. At dawn.

6. Gee, Officer Krupke - The West Side Story 

Gee, Officer Krupke We're down on our knees 'Cause no one wants a fella With a social disease

Gee, Officer Krupke What are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke Krup you!

7. American Idiot - Green Day 

Don't want to be an American idiot. One nation controlled by the media. Information age of hysteria. It's calling out to idiot America.

8. I Want It All - High School Musical 3 

Here in the spotlight we shine Look at who we are When Broadway knows your name You know that you're a star

9. The River of Dreams - Billy Joel 

I don't know why I go walking at night But now I'm tired and I don't want to walk anymore I hope it doesn't take the rest of my life Until I find what it is that I've been looking for

10. Will You Still Love Me? - Chicago

Just say you'll love me for the rest of your life I gotta lot of love and I don't want to let go Will you still love me for the rest of my life?