Which thing is better?
Being married
The Thing from the hit movie The Thing
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Which thing is better?
Being married
The Thing from the hit movie The Thing

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“The Night of the Undead” Season 3, Episode 21
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Bossun and Himeko's matching rings!
Okay, just let me breath! The mangaka of Sket Dance released this future illustration of our fave trio and look how precious Hime and Bossun! I can't... 🤧🤧🤧
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Dating artielu: does not mention that future mr artielu snores. A lot. Especially after drinking. Cuz she likes this guy.
Together eight years artielu: having a baby somehow means that mama artielu now has superpower ears and hears everything. This is not good given snoring mr artielu.
Together ten years artielu: buys fancy Bose sleep buds that play white noise directly in her ears all night. The product is recalled due to faulty battery charging only to 50%. Full cash refunds are offered. Artielu flat out refuses to return her precious sleep buds, despite the fact that they only charge 50%, because that’s the only way she sleeps through snoring. Counting down the days until the product relaunches. Will buy that version too.
Together twelve years artielu: takes periodic video recordings of their dark room and shares the videos with mr artielu so mr artielu can appreciate just how fucking loud his snoring is after two glasses of wine.
Future (+# years??) artielu: finally gets mr artielu to do a fucking sleep study
Best part of being married to my best friend is when we can derp out together in peace. Like yesterday, we're in the car listening to an EDM song, and right when the beat drops, Husband goes "pew pew pew pewpewpew pew" at the same when I say "eh eh eh eheheh eh" and we're both in time with the song