#beenis

everyone please admire this genital dissection i did today while trying to identify this male longhorn bee. i avoided doing these for the longest time but it really is the only way to reliably ID a huge chunk of bee species. i spent like an hour trying to key this guy out using external morphological features but it only took about 10 seconds once i yanked his crazy little hog out and compared it against the big chart of bee dicks. he's a Eucera amsinckiae.

My dad: *walking into my room* “What’s that?”

Me: *crumbling up paper* “It’s... it’s definitely not a bee with erectile disfunction.”

a fukin scrib done with my sisters pens while she was doing her Irish revision, hence the tattoo lmao - I was meant to write Daidí (Daddy) but i fucked it up and freeballed it. Look, it basically says the same thing and the fada’s in the right place so you got nothing on me gaeilgeoirí